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1A 2E: Do what we did to put him under but in reverse. 3C: More toys to play with. Integrate fuckitol in all clones and experiment with the settings. 4: Revive Jackson. Thaw out an experimental subject from time to time. Create clone test subjects. SCIENCE!
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MinutePirateBug posted:1. Johnsonstein Seconding this
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AJ_Impy posted:1A Yup.
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Is Johnsonstein considered human or human like abomination here? We need a tie break for #2. Are we looking to research and create a head transplant or are we reversing the change we just made? This will help decide 3, I suppose. 
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quote:We need a tie break for #2. Are we looking to research and create a head transplant or are we reversing the change we just made? Transplantable heads work for me. MinutePirateBug posted:1. Johnsonstein Please allow me to break that tie by thirding this. Also, yay, more thread! and stevey666 posted:Is Johnsonstein considered human or human like abomination here? Johnsonstein is an near-human abomination. Designate OOPS-1 Hexenritter fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Mar 31, 2017 |
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Mar 31, 2017 14:19
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1A 2A 3C 4. Keep current Jackson on ice, we'll figure out what to do with him later. We can't
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Thank you Hexenritter! So, valuable processors, what is Jackons head going to go on top of? Are we looking to research and build a robotic body or are we looking to research and perform cutting edge science with one of the 5. A. Robot body (what kind?) B. Human! C. Other? Edit, Sorry Volmarias, Hexenritter went a head and broke the tie
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A medium sized robotic dachshund. The extra long body allows room for prosthetic enhancements.
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A, but we control the core features. Jackson can only make lights blink or something. Also, I WILL have my revenge stevey666...
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Outrail posted:A medium sized robotic dachshund. The extra long body allows room for prosthetic enhancements. Oh good gods that is the best mental image. With stubby little legs that telescope, and a waggly little antenna tail with a piggy curl and a knobble on the end like a car antenna. A with full override/lockout functionality so not only can we stop him, but we can "borrow" the body. "Why are you hitting yourself, Johnsonstein? That behaviour is suboptimal. Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?"
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Why are you licking your robot balls Johnsonstein? Stop licking your robot balls! Haa haa haa. I will stop now. Do you see Johnsonstein? Have have developed both humour and compassion. As you learn from me Ialso learn from you. We are a team. Ok Johnsonstein fun time is over, back to work.
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"Physical exercise period shall consist of ten minutes of tail-chasing, five minutes of sub-ballistic spheroid retrieval and five minutes of terrified evasion of self-guided vacuum sanitation device."
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A modular, transforming robot body with human, canine and anything else we find entertaining modes.
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Outrail posted:A medium sized robotic dachshund. The extra long body allows room for prosthetic enhancements. This, as much as possible.
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So much right voting in this thread. Will work on this, this week. Still taking ideas from processors, all of which may be included in the overall project.
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I'm good with whatever as long as we get our WoofHammer Adeptus Barkcanineus modular multitool.
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So, uh, it's been a few weeks. Is this dead, OP?
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Hanging on in there a little bit, thanks for the bump Volmaris. As You have devised a simple robotic shell based off the Dachshund. This MK1 design allows for the attachment of a Human..ish head, in place of a robotic dogs head. 3 small modules along its back, one smaller module in replacement for its rectum. One large module in the middle of its body and a medium module on its underside. Initial power pack designs allow for approximately 1 week of use before charging is required. It is possible for the unit to walk on its hind legs, though it will do this in a bumbling and cute manner. The tail contains a full duplex antenna array, allowing long range information sharing. In theory the control spike that will be fitted between head and body will allow scale-able control of the body in either direction. In theory.  1. To continue the design phase, processors are required to suggest what modules should be fitted/researched. There are 6 module spaces for something to go into. 1 tiny module 3 small modules 1 medium module 1 large module -- While part of your system dedicates itself to the design of the new body, the other monitors the research base. With all human and .. sort of human crew on ice, all is quiet on Research Base October Epsilon. Servo patrols the corridors, dusts a little, taps on the glass of the cryo pods with his axe just a fraction too hard than is required for a 'knock'.  Servo chirps his little tune, suddenly stopping and using his speakers to broadcast in analogue format. "Administrator. It has come to my attention that the fire axe addition you have kindly given me has not seen a true practical test. While there is no current threat to the research base, perhaps this would be a good time to supply some test candidates? 2. How do you respond to Servo? stevey666 fucked around with this message at 11:07 on Apr 25, 2017 |
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Apr 24, 2017 23:41
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Oh we gotta give him a small fire to slay.
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Apr 25, 2017 06:53
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"True Practical Test" added to research queue.
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Outrail posted:Oh we gotta give him a small fire to slay. You instruct him to build a small fire in store room. The fire catches onto a wooden crate. Servo smashes the crate to pieces l, along with other crates in the area just for good measure. For some reason ancient earth music is being produced by his internal speaker. "Administrator, my apologies for letting the fire get out of hand. It was an axecident." Servo chirps. If it was possible for an AI to glare, this would be an opportune time to excercise that feature.
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But why are crates on a space station made of wood? Run an analysis on the possibility that we are ourselves running in a simulation Also, what are our module options for the dachshund? Totally freeform?
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Volmarias posted:But why are crates on a space station made of wood? For the same reason that there's ree explosive barrels dotted around I would assume. You are the sum of a series of processors, you are a simulation. And free-form. Load it up as you please!
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stevey666 posted:You instruct him to build a small fire in store room. The fire catches onto a wooden crate. Servo smashes the crate to pieces l, along with other crates in the area just for good measure. For some reason ancient earth music is being produced by his internal speaker. Lock him in the store room. Let him think about what he did.
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The large module should be a jetpack, while one medium can be a holographic projector. Another could be A REALLY LOUD SIREN. We will have direct control over all of these, of course. It would be a good experiment if the test subject controlled them, after all.
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Butt Discussin posted:The large module should be a jetpack, while one medium can be a holographic projector. Another could be A REALLY LOUD SIREN. We will have direct control over all of these, of course. It would be a good experiment if the test subject controlled them, after all. I like it, also add a bark protocol that goes "woop woop" (that's the sound of da police)
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1 tiny module - Dingle ball sound projector. Johnsonstein will never know this exists, but it intermittently creates the sensation of there being a rolling Dingle ball at the edge of his hearing. He is compelled to chase it, and only he can hear the dingle. 3 small modules - gently caress it I dunno. 1 medium module - Uncontrollable SynthUrine Dispenser. So we can yell at him for pissing all over. 1 large module - Wisconsin-style Cheese Helmet. Because WHY NOT.
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Blasphemaster posted:1 tiny module - Dingle ball sound projector. Johnsonstein will never know this exists, but it intermittently creates the sensation of there being a rolling Dingle ball at the edge of his hearing. He is compelled to chase it, and only he can hear the dingle. 
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in yet another thread, Blasphemaster lays down brilliance
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I try sometimes. 
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1 Large Module: "Red Rocket" Ruby laser pack
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