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alnilam

I'm laughing a lot giving zero fucks about this thread rn

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alnilam

evil guy: You have sixty seconds to press one of these two buttons and deliver a lethal dose to either Jack, your 6 year old son full of promise, or Mary, your beloved wife. If you take no action within one minute...

me: *exasperated sigh, looks out window*

Evil guy: if you do nothing -and this is where it gets very interesting, Mr Smith

me: God i certainly hope so *rolls eyes*

Android Blues

alnilam posted:

evil guy: You have sixty seconds to press one of these two buttons and deliver a lethal dose to either Jack, your 6 year old son full of promise, or Mary, your beloved wife. If you take no action within one minute...

me: *exasperated sigh, looks out window*

Evil guy: if you do nothing -and this is where it gets very interesting, Mr Smith

me: God i certainly hope so *rolls eyes*

FutonForensic

Android Blues posted:

I'm back every week somehow. Nobody knows how. The last 20 minutes of each show I'm usually solid dead and sometimes animals even eat me.


Manifisto


alnilam posted:

evil guy: You have sixty seconds to press one of these two buttons and deliver a lethal dose to either Jack, your 6 year old son full of promise, or Mary, your beloved wife. If you take no action within one minute...

me: *exasperated sigh, looks out window*

Evil guy: if you do nothing -and this is where it gets very interesting, Mr Smith

me: God i certainly hope so *rolls eyes*

tao of lmao

Lotta great posts itt i can't be bothered to give a poo poo about.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


FactsAreUseless posted:

Please, Mr. President. Just attend one briefing. That's all. Please.


tao of lmao posted:

Lotta great posts itt i can't be bothered to give a poo poo about.


Plebian Parasite

"This is Houston to Atlantis, we are picking up some flight plan inconsistencies, could you please read your re-entry trajectory? Over."

"New phone who dis?" *breathy laughter*

"Uh...At-atlant-" *mutes radio*

*turning to co pilot* "Hey I'm going back to sleep, wake me up when we get to White Castle."

Mariana Horchata






GORDON

by Fluffdaddy
I became a grown rear end man in 2001 (30 years old) and really started taking a good look at politics, finally beyond the reach of jingoism and peer pressure and without a "my side/your side" mentality, and I was finally able to start seeing how truly each side is full of poo poo. Then through the Obama years I saw how nothing was really (hope and) changing, and in fact most things were getting worse, and I picked a REALLY great election cycle to finally reach a zen-like state of not giving a poo poo. I got to sit far away and watch all the heads explode when Trump won without the distracting elation of feeling like I won anything.

My timing was exquisite. I truly do not care about politics.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


GORDON posted:


I became a grown rear end man in 2001 (30 years old) and really started taking a good look at bananas, finally beyond the reach of yellowism and peer pressure and without a "my species/your species" mentality, and I was finally able to start seeing how truly each side is full of pulp. Then through the Cavendish years I saw how nothing was really (ripe and) changing, and in fact most varieties were getting worse, and I picked a REALLY great growth cycle to finally reach a zen-like state of not giving a pulp. I got to sit far away and watch all the grocers explode when Chiquita won without the distracting elation of feeling like I won anything.

My timing was exquisite. I truly do not care about bananas.


ftfy


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GORDON

by Fluffdaddy
That is actually a lot better.

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