New Year, more shitty pics: the January Contest Thread!

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BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

Welcome to the January Dorkroom photo contest! Time to make good on all those 2017 photo resolutions, or at least document the crumbling of western civilization.

last month's theme was "art" which I only won because I was lucky enough to get up in a helicopter.

BetterLekNextTime posted:

Ninety Degrees of Cow-3736 on Flickr

For the new month the theme is :911:

Huge* (pronounced Yuge) :viggo:

*also accepted: apocalypse, bigly. And someone already a dick-pic joke at the end of the December thread.

Rules THAT MEAN NOTHING:

This thread is for posting pics & voting.
One submission/poster. Note that you can change your submission as many times as you want, so long as you only have one entry when the voting begins!
Single photos only - no video, triptychs, or multi-photo entries. Blending exposures into a single image (such as focus stacking, or HDR), is ok though.
Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after the theme was chosen in the last thread (not necessarily when I got around to posing the new thread), and it runs until the dates listed below!
Contest will be open until roughly the end of the month! after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until Shortly after that! (or when I get banned, I guess).
Also, I guess no images? If someone has a kick rear end NSFW idea, i dunno? take it up with SoundMonkey i guess? I don't wanna get in the way of good
ideas and all, but rules are rules.
When voting, please deploy the spoiler tag. hail satan. I will announce when voting begins!
SoundMonkey will offer a prize of some kind valued at around $20 to the winner. Especially if you live in loving Antarctica or something. PM or e-mail SoundMonkey to claim the prize.

I or SoundMonkey reserve the right to change the rules in case I missed something really obvious that probably won't affect anyone.

Winner picks the next theme, and makes the new thread!

:siren:

# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:49

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:38

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

BetterLekNextTime posted:

because I was lucky enough to get up in a helicopter.

I had been wondering about that, that's neat as hell

# ? Jan 6, 2017 01:51

erephus: May 24, 2012; \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Abborre by Anders �quist, on Flickr

erephus fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jan 21, 2017

# ? Jan 9, 2017 19:29

Helen Highwater: Feb 19, 2014; And furthermore; Grimey Drawer

Big feet, long legs by Iain Compton, on Flickr

# ? Jan 9, 2017 22:48

MrBlandAverage: Jul 2, 2003; GNNAAAARRRR

Untitled by Isaac Sachs, on Flickr

# ? Jan 12, 2017 19:10

Chill Callahan: Nov 14, 2012

eiffel tower for scale

# ? Jan 23, 2017 05:18

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 06:28

elgarbo: Mar 26, 2013

Sorry folks, I got this HUGE theme covered...

# ? Jan 28, 2017 11:19

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

Barred Owl by Jason the Hutt, on Flickr

# ? Jan 29, 2017 04:12

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

You get one phone call on Flickr

I'll close this up soon, so get yer submissions in good goontographers.

BetterLekNextTime fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Feb 1, 2017

# ? Feb 1, 2017 05:47

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

Votin' time.

erephus posted:

Abborre by Anders �quist, on Flickr

Helen Highwater posted:

Big feet, long legs by Iain Compton, on Flickr

MrBlandAverage posted:

Untitled by Isaac Sachs, on Flickr

Chill Callahan posted:

Soopafly posted:

elgarbo posted:

Bubbacub posted:

Barred Owl by Jason the Hutt, on Flickr

BetterLekNextTime posted:

You get one phone call on Flickr

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:05

elgarbo: Mar 26, 2013

I vote for Mr BlandAverage.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 11:02

underage at the vape shop: May 11, 2011; by Cyrano4747

I vote for garbo

# ? Feb 2, 2017 11:52

Helen Highwater: Feb 19, 2014; And furthermore; Grimey Drawer

All Garbo, all the time.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 12:35

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

elgarbo

# ? Feb 2, 2017 20:01

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

elgarbo

# ? Feb 2, 2017 20:01

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Soopafly posted:

elgarbo

# ? Feb 2, 2017 20:38

bobmarleysghost: Mar 7, 2006

mr bland adv

# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:56

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

MrBlandAverage

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:29

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

mrblandaverjgkla

# ? Feb 3, 2017 08:56

MrBlandAverage: Jul 2, 2003; GNNAAAARRRR

elgarbo

# ? Feb 3, 2017 18:36

Zank Frappa: Oct 16, 2006; Freak me out Frank.

BetterLekNextTime

# ? Feb 4, 2017 00:20

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

MrBlandAverage

# ? Feb 4, 2017 01:40

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

elgarbo

# ? Feb 4, 2017 20:41

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

Votes are in... With almost 3 million more votes, your new dorkroom contest dictator is elgarbo

elgarbo- 7
Mr. Bland - 5
Me - 1

Congrats to our new giant prawn overlord. elgarbo, you get to pick the new theme for February and start the new contest thread.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 20:47