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steve mnuchin: "Oh I didn't know those old ladies would die when I evicted them. I thought local charities would take care of it." *gnaws on someone's firstborn* elaine chao: "lol what the hell does nepotism even mean step away from the dais lmao step away" rex tillerson: "da, i am nominee for american foreign minister." *something in the background beeps sovietly* "nyet there is no conflict of interest." jeff sessions: "im gay"
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"I'm a democrat and I'm going to stand up for my beliefs"
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"I'm happy to provide financial disclosure information to avoid any potential conflicts of interest"
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"Based on interviews the committee conducted, X has treated individual women fairly and with respect, has fostered careers of women lawyers, has been helpful in enabling women to address work/life balance issues while advancing professionally, and has been consistently described as respectful to female colleagues."
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jeff sessions - "whayell ah buhlieve fuhst an foremost in assessin the root cawses of discriminuhtory instuhtutional practices. an fuhthuhmore ah am prepared to present indisputable proof that that girl was of legal age when ah had relayshuns with her."
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"This is a list of all the fraud I will participate in while on the job."
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"what? no, i'm actually just here to run this office into the ground."
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I think I found something quite likely to be heard at the senate confirmation hearing: DEMOCRAT SENATOR Art thou not sorry for these heinous deeds? ERIC BLAZEIES, [Trump's nomination for secretary of the Interior] Ay, that I had not done a thousand more. Even now I curse the day--and yet, I think, Few come within the compass of my curse,-- Wherein I did not some notorious ill, As kill a man, or else devise his death, Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it, Accuse some innocent and forswear myself, Set deadly enmity between two friends, Make poor men's cattle break their necks; Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night, And bid the owners quench them with their tears. Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves, And set them upright at their dear friends' doors, Even when their sorrows almost were forgot; And on their skins, as on the bark of trees, Have with my knife carved in Roman letters, 'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.' Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things As willingly as one would kill a fly, And nothing grieves me heartily indeed But that I cannot do ten thousand more. Nebakenezzer has issued a correction as of 00:30 on Jan 13, 2017 |
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"The bourgeoisie should be slaughtered while they sleep in their homes" seems a tad unlikely
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"sounds like some bullshit to me man idk though"
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i agree with president elect trump on putin being good
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the truth
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Elaine Chao raps Killer Mike's Reagan while Lindsey Graham beatboxes in response to a question on highway maintenance
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jeff sessions: "i shall reveal my racism to thee, but only if u answer these questions three!" *cackles elfishly*
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i won't help americans oops
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i dont believe in anything, i'm just here for the violence
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