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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

canyoneer posted:

FTL
A rookie crewman on a Federation ship learns to always target the weapons room first. Starring Shia Lebouf

I liked this idea.

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Szechuan
Mar 3, 2008

beato posted:

Ok here's the straight to video release of Custer's Revenge.



It's a double feature. Check for clues :ssh:

loving genius.

waggles
Jul 21, 2011

Here to spread frog love.
Fallen Rib
20 Years a Slave



One man's struggle to use the bathroom

Beelerzebub
May 28, 2016

I came here to laugh at you.
The Binding of Isaac

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

beato posted:

Ok here's the straight to video release of Custer's Revenge.



It's a double feature. Check for clues :ssh:
Custer died at the battle of Little Bighorn. The Bighorn is a sheep, not a goat. See, revisionist history is stretching truth to the breaking point.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Dzhay posted:

Took me a while, but it was worth the effort:

Fixed it for you:



Context

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Palpek posted:

Fixed it for you:



Context

needs more oddjob

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Best one

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Gringostar posted:

needs more oddjob

But I don't want to be Jaws, he suuuucks!

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Rolo posted:

But I don't want to be Jaws, he suuuucks!

Actually Jaws is tall enough that shooting straight ahead gives you easier headshots

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

beato posted:

Finished the Out Run one on today's lunch. Thanks for the suggestion.



Source files if you're into that kinda thing

Oh that's some nice work masking out Nicole's hair for blending.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




I'd love to see someone make a Hitman movie that wasn't total garbage.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

I don't think it would translate very well. The main issue being me 47 has very little personality. It's like rain man but with murder.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Boiled Water posted:

I don't think it would translate very well. The main issue being me 47 has very little personality. It's like rain man but with murder.

Basically, yeah. We can always console ourselves with that Hitman in Real Life video from last year.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Junk posted:

Actually Jaws is tall enough that shooting straight ahead gives you easier headshots

Not when my idiot rear end in a top hat brother is oddjob every round.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Squish posted:

Oh that's some nice work masking out Nicole's hair for blending.

Could be better I usually avoid hair like that but I've been practising my masking game lately with the refine edge function.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Boiled Water posted:

It's like rain man but with murder.
I don't know, Dredd 2012 was basically this and owned.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

I disagree. Dredd was capable of showing emotion and also had a calling.

A movie made from the same perspective would own though.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


If you need a calling then just have the Agent 47's dog killed by the bad guys at the beginning of the movie and go from there.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

He killed a bird because er person knocked on a door, I doubt you'll get John Wick out of him.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Palpek posted:

If you need a calling then just have the Agent 47's dog killed by the bad guys at the beginning of the movie and go from there.

'Names are for friends, so I don't need one. My dog had a name, though. I loved him very much :smith:'

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Maybe a better bet is making a movie as silly as the game. 47 is basically a master at every craft from bartending to drumming and such a cunning linguist that every language sounds like english.

But throughout the film the 4th wall is broken to reveal it's all a pantomime to 47s benefit, only he can't see it. If you must have it you can have a truman-esque reveal.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Papers Please, directed by Werner Herzog.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



A good Hitman movie would have to be a 1960's Batman style comedy. Like West, the guy playing Hitman would have to play it completely straight, but be put into these ridiculous situations where he has to dress like a chicken or pose as a drummer, etc.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


jazzyhattrick posted:

Papers Please, directed by Werner Herzog.

Long, dreamlike shots of Alsatians while the actual story carries on in the background.

El Dango
Nov 22, 2013

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Vince MechMahon posted:

A good Hitman movie would have to be a 1960's Batman style comedy. Like West, the guy playing Hitman would have to play it completely straight, but be put into these ridiculous situations where he has to dress like a chicken or pose as a drummer, etc.

This would make for one hell of a TV series.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

So simple yet so good

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
Has anyone done mario kart 64 yet? (Gotta be 64)

Beelerzebub
May 28, 2016

I came here to laugh at you.

MattD1zzl3 posted:

Has anyone done mario kart 64 yet? (Gotta be 64)

We all know DD is the best.

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
I'd love to see what you guys could do for Oregon Trail.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro


Also any given Rockstar game could line up with almost any given Tarantino movie

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."



Hell Gem

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

last one from me



That's pretty neat!

RazNation
Aug 5, 2015
Fallout IV if it hasn't been mentioned.

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

RazNation posted:

Fallout IV if it hasn't been mentioned.

Fallout 4 is going to be released as a home movie.

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scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

RazNation posted:

Fallout IV if it hasn't been mentioned.

It's like Mad Max, but with a lot more hoarding random junk.
The ending involves Preston declaring all of the protagonists settlements are under attack.

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