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This is Sonic the Hedge Fund Manager: Sonic is a very wealthy hedge fund manager and loves making money. How does he do it, you ask? Well, it's through the power of the Chaos Emeralds!! Sonic has to check on them every morning and use the crystals he charges the night before in an evening ritual in order to keep his powers strong. He wakes up one morning a bit tired, but eager to get his powers going strong. But what's this???? THEY'RE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SONIC FREAKS OUT!!! He checks the news on TV and sees that they've been stolen unbeknownst to Sonic. But who has them?  WHY IT'S NONE OTHER THAN PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WHAT DOES SONIC DO NEXT?! 1) Attempt to give Donald a phone call, where he's already back in D.C. 2) Lose all hope for the moment and watch some anime 3) Post on internet forums for help 4) Go down the street to the hipster coffee shop for a $7 latte (as he lives in NYC)
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seconding 3, we need the enlightened minds of the youtube comments section and reddit to help us in this quandry
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knuckles is all powerful, his butt cheeks are #ff03fa and he loves me
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rated 5 will read when I return  4 /  I'll have a sidamo pourover (stares intently as barista labours over a fkn coffee cup) Mariana Horchata has issued a correction as of 11:02 on Jan 15, 2017 |
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Baloogan posted:knuckles is all powerful, his butt cheeks are #ff03fa and he loves me
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