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There are some real contenders for 'least surprising to literally eat people they murder in secret' in washington. For me I'd say Paul Ryan, but Cory Booker is also pretty high on the list, in the interest of bipartisanship.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:01 |
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no replublican has ever loved another human being the way hannibal lecter loved will graham
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:05 |
I mean, Ted Cruz defintley eats people like the little booger monster he is, but he lacks even a millionth of the class and refinement that was Hannibal's bread and butter
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:31 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:I mean, Ted Cruz defintley eats people like the little booger monster he is, but he lacks even a millionth of the class and refinement that was Hannibal's bread and butter imagine the same speech delivered by ted cruz, it loses all impact Ted Cruzr: First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek? Clarice Starling: uh he kills people genius Ted Cruz: No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by killing? Clarice Starling: i dunno, he's loving nuts who cares Ted Cruz: No! He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now. Clarice Starling: the gently caress does that even mean Ted Cruz: No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don't your eyes seek out the things you want? Clarice Starling: hahaha what
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:37 |
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David A. Clarke, whose name I'd forgotten but who came up as the first hit for "jail death sheriff" has definitely tasted human flesh and/or blood to see if it would make his torture boner even harder
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:49 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:I mean, Ted Cruz defintley eats people like the little booger monster he is, but he lacks even a millionth of the class and refinement that was Hannibal's bread and butter tbh I think the act of cannibalism is too intimate for someone like ted cruz to even capable of ascribing any symbolism or meaning to it he eats people not as a display of power or for some twisted spiritual purpose, it just tastes good to him
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:49 |