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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
There are some real contenders for 'least surprising to literally eat people they murder in secret' in washington. For me I'd say Paul Ryan, but Cory Booker is also pretty high on the list, in the interest of bipartisanship.

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
no replublican has ever loved another human being the way hannibal lecter loved will graham

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
I mean, Ted Cruz defintley eats people like the little booger monster he is, but he lacks even a millionth of the class and refinement that was Hannibal's bread and butter

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I mean, Ted Cruz defintley eats people like the little booger monster he is, but he lacks even a millionth of the class and refinement that was Hannibal's bread and butter

imagine the same speech delivered by ted cruz, it loses all impact

Ted Cruzr: First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?
Clarice Starling: uh he kills people genius
Ted Cruz: No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by killing?
Clarice Starling: i dunno, he's loving nuts who cares
Ted Cruz: No! He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now.
Clarice Starling: the gently caress does that even mean
Ted Cruz: No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don't your eyes seek out the things you want?
Clarice Starling: hahaha what

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe


David A. Clarke, whose name I'd forgotten but who came up as the first hit for "jail death sheriff" has definitely tasted human flesh and/or blood to see if it would make his torture boner even harder

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SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I mean, Ted Cruz defintley eats people like the little booger monster he is, but he lacks even a millionth of the class and refinement that was Hannibal's bread and butter

tbh I think the act of cannibalism is too intimate for someone like ted cruz to even capable of ascribing any symbolism or meaning to it

he eats people not as a display of power or for some twisted spiritual purpose, it just tastes good to him

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