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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
This subforum seems p. cool and woke, so we can probably hash this out in like five minutes, but uh there's some confusion right now about what the one true religion is, because I've heard there's like, three different ones now, so can we define an official C-SPAM stand on this because we should have one if someone asks, and like for the press and stuff.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRXKkc3fqd0

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!
Our god is the guillotine.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
But seriously it's the Roman Catholic church.

Chwoka
Jan 27, 2008

I'm Abed, and I never watch TV.

i thought the official c-spam religion was gnosticism

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

state forum atheism

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Chwoka posted:

i thought the official c-spam religion was gnosticism

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Zoroastrianism has fire and sky burials, also hell

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
Dracula.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

imperial cult

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

slavic piss worship

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
The only true religion is the atheist religion based on the hero worship of Karl Marx, the most evolved person who ever lived

But the official cspam religion is gnostism

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Real talk: It's Spinozan substance monism.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

islam

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Twelver Shia

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