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*lovely theme music* *end lovely theme music* **Open** Klurfowicz is embroiled in a shouting match with an elderly lady. Klurfowicz: Look here lady i need them there diapers full by the time I come back, or there will be severe reprecussions. The boys downtown need to refresh their supply. 
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*Cut to police station bathrooms* Officer Dia Perr: Well Klurofwicz, where is the new supply? Klurfowicz: I got my 'task force ' working on it. I think I am doing a good job in that spect of the scenario, drat IT! 
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Not sure if interested.... better DVR it
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eh I'll binge it on the 'flix later
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*Klurfowicz meets up with his contact* Old Lady 'Dusty' Flaps: Well Klurfowicz, I need more time to meet your quotas. Anyone couldn't get their hands on that amount of poo poo in such short of time. Klurfowicz: You think I care about how much time you have? Would you rather spend some time downtown. You know there's a lot of people that want to see you in the slammer. This will have to do for me now, but how do i know this is high quality poo poo? OLDF: You know I get that good quality poo poo. Klurfowicz: I'll take this for now, but you bette rhave the rest when I get back. 
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produced by dick wolfe
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Why doesn't anybody have a gender on this show?! That's just not possible!
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Agent Escalus posted:Why doesn't anybody have a gender on this show?! That's just not possible! Look 2 posts up. Old LADY 'Dusty Flaps.
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Stabler: About 10 gigs worth of klurf's butts. - Coming soon on Law & Order: SVU
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Next morning; Precinct 15 Station House: A disheveled and unshaven Klurfowicz, wearing the same short-sleeved faded yellow polyester dress shirt and brown slacks as the day before, stumbles into the squadroom 45 minutes late. PAA Gay John discreetly whispers to him as he passes, "the Lieutenant wants to see you first thing." Andy groans and heads for the washroom, hoping to give his thinning hair and swollen baggy face a quick rinse-and-tuck at the sink before facing Lieutenant Fancypants. But there's no hot water again , so Andy just grabs a cup of rancid coffee from the breakroom and goes to the Loot's office. Andy: "Wanted to see me, boss?" Fancypants: "Not really, but I still don't have my quota of poo poo, Andy. You know how Dia Perr from IAB is all up in my rear end about this. What do you have to say for yourself?" Andy "Me and my partner Booby are going to go back at the old lady, now, and hard. If she doesn't deliver the rest, we are going to put her in the biggest jackpot she's ever seen. Maybe she even goes out of the picture for good." Fancypants: "Keep me in the loop. I want to know the minute you have this thing wrapped up."
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fiving this, nice job op
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