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I'm very smart op. But I do not know the answer to your question, or even comprehend the question at all. Good luck!
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i suyggest soaking everything in alcohol, wether it be hand sanitizer or cheap vodka
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Jan 22, 2017 10:12
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I'm very smart op. But I do not know the answer to your question, or even comprehend the question at all. Good luck!
as a simple man (whittler, medical autodidact) it just means the world to me that you've chosen to leave a comment. thank you.
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Jan 22, 2017 13:36
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neosporin, not glue
im both an emt and an intp
good luck with ur recovery!
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Jan 22, 2017 15:50
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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neosporin, not glue
im both an emt and an intp
good luck with ur recovery!
glue is advisable in certain cases last i heard but not generally the sort of sitch youd be typing questions about more the, 'hey keep this in your backpack it can be some stitches in an emergency' type of situation which is obv not the best medical conditions even if u know what u r doing
def second on the sporin
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Jan 22, 2017 18:59
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"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"
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yeah superglue works well as an instant suture, until you rely on it a little too much and develop a horrible cyanoacrylate sensitivity reaction any time you get some on your skin
like, only use it in actual "oh god there's so much blood" emergencies, not "oh heck i cut myself while trimming this model plane, oh well, i've got superglue here"
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Jan 23, 2017 01:21
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He'll tire eventually.
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Always cut away from yourself, idiot.
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Jan 23, 2017 04:16
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you can bleed as much as you want as long as you drink it all back up
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Jan 23, 2017 04:59
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you can bleed as much as you want as long as you drink it all back up
You put de blood in de coconut and drink it all up
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Jan 23, 2017 05:03
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help. i glued my butt to the back of my head
i've heard a whittling knife is good for that
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Jan 23, 2017 06:43
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at least op can be sure he's not one of them now
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Jan 23, 2017 08:32
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as a whiddlin man myself, i can tell you that it's an issue with your form. how far apart are your feet when you cut?
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Jan 23, 2017 08:37
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help. i glued my butt to the back of my head
the uhohborous
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Jan 23, 2017 14:10
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help. i glued my butt to the back of my head
Again?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jan 23, 2017 17:08
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OP, you actually used the Super Glue consistent with its FDA labeling! You must be a medical professional or something.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2187/was-super-glue-invented-to-seal-battle-wounds-in-vietnam
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Jan 23, 2017 18:15
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ever notice on of your fingers isn't quite like the others? little stubbier? that's called a 'thumb' it might look like just a dumb lovely finger but it actually serves a function rly similar to those extra buttons they hide on the other side of your shirt fabric, just peel a little flesh off of that 'thumb' and see if you can squeeze it into that cut. thumbs are just evolution's way of making sure we have some extra skin and stuff in case of an emergency that's why they're stuck on the side of your hand
 
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Jan 24, 2017 00:17
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nifty little factoid: thumbs are actually the only part of the human body composed entirely of stem cells, which means they can replace anything
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Jan 24, 2017 00:18
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*holds my thumb against the emptiness I feel inside*
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Jan 24, 2017 01:17
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What have you assholes done now?
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Jan 24, 2017 01:29
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ever notice on of your fingers isn't quite like the others? little stubbier? that's called a 'thumb' it might look like just a dumb lovely finger but it actually serves a function rly similar to those extra buttons they hide on the other side of your shirt fabric, just peel a little flesh off of that 'thumb' and see if you can squeeze it into that cut. thumbs are just evolution's way of making sure we have some extra skin and stuff in case of an emergency that's why they're stuck on the side of your hand
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 24, 2017 01:51
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ever notice on of your fingers isn't quite like the others? little stubbier? that's called a 'thumb' it might look like just a dumb lovely finger but it actually serves a function rly similar to those extra buttons they hide on the other side of your shirt fabric, just peel a little flesh off of that 'thumb' and see if you can squeeze it into that cut. thumbs are just evolution's way of making sure we have some extra skin and stuff in case of an emergency that's why they're stuck on the side of your hand
lol
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Jan 24, 2017 01:56
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Always cut away from yourself, idiot.
i did, dumbass, and my finger was even further away from myself than the knife was 
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Jan 24, 2017 04:06
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yeah superglue works well as an instant suture, until you rely on it a little too much and develop a horrible cyanoacrylate sensitivity reaction any time you get some on your skin
like, only use it in actual "oh god there's so much blood" emergencies, not "oh heck i cut myself while trimming this model plane, oh well, i've got superglue here"
i'm going to bathe in cyanolate until i'm immune
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Jan 24, 2017 04:06
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I'm a really cool nice dad
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I've come across this a lot. What you need to do is very carefully put the knife back exactly into the hole/incision it made. Then you need to bandage around either side of the knife to hold it in place, enrol in Med school and after 8 tough rewarding years you'll have the expertise to treat yourself plus the added benefit of a lucrative and meaningful career as an expert whittler/whittling competition medic.
Hope this helps
Sources: My cousin Roy is a whittling contest medic
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