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about three would have pooped on hillary before approaching to land for the podium
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a glorious andean condor would've descended in a majestic spiral to offer him the scepter to el dorado
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The eagles are going to pick him up from the inauguration today and carry him across the sea
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bernie would have lost
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:bernie would have lost
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:bernie would have lost nope you're wrong. the man who will go down in history as the answer to the jeopardy question "who is the only actual person to lose in an election to Hillary Clinton" would have beat the person who steamrolled hillary to the white house.
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:bernie would have lost
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none because they would have died from all the wind farms
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Conch Shell Corp posted:nope you're wrong. the man who will go down in history as the answer to the jeopardy question "who is the only actual person to lose in an election to Hillary Clinton" would have beat the person who steamrolled hillary to the white house. what kind of lovely jeopardy question is this? why would they ask a question that has multiple answers? also why would they have a question not be in the form of an answer? christ what a fool you are. how could you have forgotten about rick lazio?
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:bernie would have lost his way to the podium on inauguration day, only to be helpfully guided to his rightful place as president of the united states by a benevolent flight of doves, youre right
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he would have rode in to DC on one of those giant eagles from lord of the rings
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Fullhouse posted:he would have rode in to DC on one of those giant eagles from lord of the rings
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:bernie would have lost
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Bernie would have won and afterwards he would have come to every voting American's house and masturbated them all to completion.
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bird up
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Cnut the Great posted:Bernie would have won and afterwards he would have come to every voting American's house and masturbated them all to completion. If.
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:bernie would have lost Probably not based on his favorability ratings and the demographics each candidate turned out.
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1488.
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there would have been fairies at bernies inaug
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Horseshoe theory posted:1488. there's that number again! so strange, it keeps popping up
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Bernie: Heaven Cruz: Hell Trump: Earth Hillary: Purgatory
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i think you mean inSMAUGuration! *bernie reveals dragon*
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Probably not based on his favorability ratings and the demographics each candidate turned out. Yeah. The Blue Wall would have held; Clinton did best in the primaries in southern states, which were going red regardless. No sense bitching about it now though.
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Probably not based on his favorability ratings and the demographics each candidate turned out.
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jBrereton posted:He never got annihilated by Trump one-on-one so who's to say. Also, Sanders is a Jew. Jews historically don't fair well going up against fascists, just saying.
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Gringostar posted:Also, Sanders is a Jew. Um. I don't know how to feel about this post.
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Gringostar posted:Also, Sanders is a Jew. I'm not sure, how well did they do against Mussolini?
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