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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Hey you soliders who are still in: when do you all deploy to ISIS and also thanks for your service

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Where's your American flag pin, son?

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Nice try, comrade.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Could anyone share with me the nuclear codes?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Could anyone share with me the nuclear codes?

********

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Could anyone share with me the nuclear codes?

00000000

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Be sure to have family care plans approved by the 1st sergeant prior to deploying to syria

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I left half a pack of diapers and most of a bottle of jack, my family will be good.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Let me know when Russian bases start showing up as options on dreamsheets

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Be sure to buy tons of the new local currency when we take over IS Land and send home tons of the Syrian equivalent to Persian rugs or Cuban cigars but are actually just as commonplace as those Indian made blankets everyone came home from Iraq with because they're stupid warm.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

who bought the million dinar

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
At least two people in the unit I deployed with, that's who.

Not me. I might be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
GiP is currently recruiting for new posters. Be sure to apply by deploying in support of Operation Yuge Freedom.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

At least two people in the unit I deployed with, that's who.

Not me. I might be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

it was like $700 bucks when i was there for 1 mill

gently caress that noise

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Nostalgia4Butts posted:

who bought the million dinar

Hell no, I got :10bux: worth of one dinar notes and mailed them to the kids in my family as souvenirs. Their adoration is cheaply purchased.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

holocaust bloopers posted:

Let me know when Russian bases start showing up as options on dreamsheets

Lmao

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
BAH rates for St Petersburg are out: three potatoes, lye (one scoop), urine water, and a handle of vodka.

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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I swear if those fucks in Congress try to cut it again...If your families anything like mine that urine water really comes in handy.

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