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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Do not allow anyone to tell you that it cannot be done. No challenge can match the heart and fight and spirit of America. We will not fail. Our country will thrive and prosper again. We stand at the birth of a new millennium, ready to unlock the mysteries of space, to free the earth from the miseries of disease and to harness the energies, industries and technologies of tomorrow. A new national pride will stir ourselves, lift our sights and heal our divisions. It’s time to remember that old wisdom our soldiers will never forget -- that whether we are black or brown or white, we all bleed the same red blood of patriots.




seriously. thats a good ref right there

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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 245 days!
Will Trump protect us

from the terrible secret of space?

Asking for a friend

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Space has a terrible secret and prior administrations were protecting us by hiding it.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

america's space program will be gutted and left on the slaughterhouse floor

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

except for-profit satellite launches

we'll still do that sometimes

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Can we get a stellar C-SPAM backdrop please

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Hodgepodge posted:

Will Trump protect us

from the terrible secret of space?

Asking for a friend

There should be no fear -- we are protected, and we will always be protected.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
we're gonna die in the dirt like dogs and u cant do poo poo about it

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

Do not allow anyone to tell you that it cannot be done. No challenge can match the heart and fight and spirit of America. We will not fail. Our country will thrive and prosper again. We stand at the birth of a new millennium, ready to unlock the mysteries of space, to free the earth from the miseries of disease and to harness the energies, industries and technologies of tomorrow. A new national pride will stir ourselves, lift our sights and heal our divisions. It’s time to remember that old wisdom our soldiers will never forget -- that whether we are black or brown or white, we all bleed the same red blood of patriots.

trump supporter response: time to kill those n-words that are talking our jobs!!!

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
Trump's space program:

1) give one hundred billion dollars to the Eric Trump Not His Dad So This Is Not A Conflict Of Interest Aerospace Organization
2) bing bong
3) space!

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Trump himself is actually a super-intelligent shade of the color orange.

(Super-intelligence is all relative when your'e talking about shades of colors.)

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

If we had Trump funding the goonfleet in star citizen we'd be unstoppable...

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

SpaceGoku posted:

america's space program will be gutted and left on the slaughterhouse floor
it already is, no trump needed

Mr President
Nov 13, 2016

by Lowtax
Its a reference to an old DC Comics series actually. I heard the President is a really big fan.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

trump is:

-obsessed with fame
-infamously narcissistic
-vulnerable to blackmail
-has unorthodox views on medicine

let's face it: the secret of space is that trump prays to it because he's a scientologist

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

but does he have stairs in his house????????

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Weeping Wound posted:

but does he have stairs in his house????????

escalators :whatup:

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