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City of Glompton

may you never find the config file you need to modify to enjoy your game the way you want

may the hair at the nape of your neck never fully dry

may you drop your pill in the sink and have it get just a little wet, not enough that it is ruined but enough that you really don't want to put it in your mouth


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

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Farecoal

There he go

City of Glompton posted:

may you never find the config file you need to modify to enjoy your game the way you want

mods please permaban

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

may you start going bald, but not so much that it's cool and just enough that you're racked with indecision every time you consider a haircut


bradzilla

May your soap pump always drain, so you have to pump it several times to get soap the next time you use it

School Nickname

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
May your dog turn his nose up at dry dog food.

StandardVC10

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

School Nickname posted:

May your dog turn his nose up at dry dog food.

May your cat turn her nose up at food randomly for reasons you can't understand.


...wait.

xcheopis


May your toast always be just a little too over- or under-cooked.

May your butter always tear the bread.

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

stimulated emission

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
May you always feel like you're about to sneeze when talking to your boss


EXTREME INSERTION posted:

You are the HOMO to my LUMO

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
May you always end up with a little bit of hard to fish out egg shell when you crack an egg into a bowl

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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
you can't peel an orange without someone else starting it for you

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
May you need your glasses to find them

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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
May the thing you just bought go on sale the day after you bought it.

google THIS

May your posts get misattributed on the front page.

joke_explainer


May your posts get misattributed on the front page.

copyright 2017 joke_explainer

Beachcomber

Another day in paradise.


May you cook a dish perfectly, but you are never able to replicate it quite as good again.

May 2/3 of restaurants you finally decide you like enough to be your "go to" restaurant of that type go out of business within 6 months, or revovate but never actually reopen.

May your seedless oranges always have at least one half-sized malformed seed.

May you always pick your least favorite chocolate from the box first.

bradzilla

May your swipe-texting never get the correct word on the first try.

unpleasantly turgid

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
Your laceless shoes' laces are always untied :)

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
May your mother always call you by your sibling's name before catching her mistake and correcting herself.

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The X-man cometh
May you always pull the door when you should push it, and always push the door when you should pull.

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