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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

flick my Mr. Bean posted:

lol just leave work and go home early one day

:drat:

I was gonna say he needs to have a girlfriend or wife first

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resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
Turmp will never be impeached.

If the hate gets too bad, we'll have a manufactured 9/11 that will inspire patriotism and silence the ungrateful protesters. We'll go to war and put "Let's Roll" bumper stickers on the back of our SUV/pickups.

Sorry. Turmp is here to stay. Get used to it.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Romes128 posted:

How do I get this whole cuck thing started

if your wife is hot then pm me

cnut
May 3, 2016

Inadequate Areolas posted:

Turmp will never be impeached.

If the hate gets too bad, we'll have a manufactured 9/11 that will inspire patriotism and silence the ungrateful protesters. We'll go to war and put "Let's Roll" bumper stickers on the back of our SUV/pickups.

Sorry. Turmp is here to stay. Get used to it.

poo poo. :negative:

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Lucky Guy posted:

if your wife is hot then pm me

If she isnt, pm me :wink:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
trump is just biding his time until a terry does something, gl impeachment ghost

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Inadequate Areolas posted:

Turmp will never be impeached.

If the hate gets too bad, we'll have a manufactured 9/11 that will inspire patriotism and silence the ungrateful protesters. We'll go to war and put "Let's Roll" bumper stickers on the back of our SUV/pickups.

Sorry. Turmp is here to stay. Get used to it.

Right but at least Dernuld Turmp is better than Donald Trump. When that portal opened up to bizarro world we found out that 'evil' doppelgangers of douchebags are actually nice guys, even if they are equally stupid

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Turmp down for what 2020

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

flick my Mr. Bean posted:

lol just leave work and go home early one day

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

thathonkey posted:

Turmp down for what 2020

Get Turmped on!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

flick my Mr. Bean posted:

lol just leave work and go home early one day

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Extra Large Marge posted:

Those shows are scripted you loving retard

you think those people don't exist? lol

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Liberals eating breakfast?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
people who diversify their moral superiority portfolio with aleppo's tears

SketchyNick
Oct 15, 2005
Pretty pumped that the pejorative "pinko rat" its now relevant and applicable.

Lt Dan Ice Cream
Jul 29, 2006

Lipstick Apathy

thathonkey posted:

im so glad i work at a company where anyone who supports trump (no doubt there are some) is too scared to say so in public

Exact opposite where I work. I work in aerospace at a factory that has a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd shift of workers all hired straight out of high school and technical high school between 1975 and 1985. They have been working there all their lives and make about 35 dollars an hour with unlimited overtime.

They went from Mom and Dad's house straight to their wives to pick up after them. They have always made good money and have great pensions. They have always had great insurance for them and their families. They have always been able to buy a new car every couple years and still buy all kinds of other things. Their wives don't need to work and instead sit home and watch talk shows or go to the casino.

They all vote Republican. One side of their toolboxes has a sticker that says "Hillary for Prison" and the other side there is a sticker that says "Right to Work is a ripoff". I see it as them giving a big "gently caress you" to their children and I keep to myself.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

nomadologique posted:

you think those people don't exist? lol

I was watching "Project Repo" and these two fat people pepper sprayed each other on accident, total hillary voters.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Watching Gordon Ramsey yell at these chefs about their lovely food. Typical Hillary voters wanting to do as little work as possible and still get paid.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!
Even the Republican-owned Congress is already starting to get tired of being burned on the Trumpster fire, so it's really only a matter of time before they decide that having a much easier Pres (Pence) to work with is worth the time and trouble of impeaching Tronald Dump

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
*snooki pukes all over pauly d's dick and balls*
heh, typical hillary voter.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
*Watches Adam Richman eat an 8 pound cheeseburger*

Woah, dis guy is da real deal. He musta voted for Trump.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!

Extra Large Marge posted:

*Watches Adam Richman eat an 8 pound cheeseburger*

Woah, dis guy is da real deal. He musta voted for Trump.

Didn't he get fired or something for tweeting disparaging remarks about poor people and bootstraps and such? I seem to remember reading something like that happened, so chances are that he probably did go full MAGA

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Inadequate Areolas posted:

Turmp will never be impeached.

If the hate gets too bad, we'll have a manufactured 9/11 that will inspire patriotism and silence the ungrateful protesters. We'll go to war and put "Let's Roll" bumper stickers on the back of our SUV/pickups.

Sorry. Turmp is here to stay. Get used to it.

Trump's the guy that used to call reporters pretending to be his own publicist to brag about himself and then halfway through would forget that he was pretending to be someone else and switch to speaking in the first-person. There's no way he'd be able to pull a false flag lol. He'd be giving a press conference a week later where someone questions his ability to unite people and he'd lash out with "listen, people didn't like me, okay? They used to be very unfair to me. Then I say to the CIA--great folks by the way, the CIA, great guys, really--I tell them, 'set off a bomb in Times Square, make it look like the Iranians did it,' okay? And I tell you what, people loved it. They were begging me to help. 'Trump, Trump, you have to protect us!' Never seen higher approval ratings, folks."

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Didn't he get fired or something for tweeting disparaging remarks about poor people and bootstraps and such? I seem to remember reading something like that happened, so chances are that he probably did go full MAGA

He lost some weight but some fat activists on social media got mad about it so he told them to go kill themselves.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Trump's the guy that used to call reporters pretending to be his own publicist to brag about himself and then halfway through would forget that he was pretending to be someone else and switch to speaking in the first-person. There's no way he'd be able to pull a false flag lol. He'd be giving a press conference a week later where someone questions his ability to unite people and he'd lash out with "listen, people didn't like me, okay? They used to be very unfair to me. Then I say to the CIA--great folks by the way, the CIA, great guys, really--I tell them, 'set off a bomb in Times Square, make it look like the Iranians did it,' okay? And I tell you what, people loved it. They were begging me to help. 'Trump, Trump, you have to protect us!' Never seen higher approval ratings, folks."

If not trump, one of his stooges will gently caress it up, Giuliani outright admitted in an interview that they did gymnastics to make a Muslim ban technically 'legal'

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
Did you know that Donald Trump is the most powerful human on Earth? lol, and no one can stop him for at least two years? ahahahaha

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Zippy the Bummer posted:

Did you know that Donald Trump is the most powerful human on Earth? lol, and no one can stop him for at least two years? ahahahaha

This idiot forgot about goku

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
remember how jaafar had the adorable sultan totally bamboozled tho? and the minute we got bush without cheney everybody was like "shucks he's so cute"

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

lunch on a train posted:

Exact opposite where I work. I work in aerospace at a factory that has a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd shift of workers all hired straight out of high school and technical high school between 1975 and 1985. They have been working there all their lives and make about 35 dollars an hour with unlimited overtime.

They went from Mom and Dad's house straight to their wives to pick up after them. They have always made good money and have great pensions. They have always had great insurance for them and their families. They have always been able to buy a new car every couple years and still buy all kinds of other things. Their wives don't need to work and instead sit home and watch talk shows or go to the casino.

They all vote Republican. One side of their toolboxes has a sticker that says "Hillary for Prison" and the other side there is a sticker that says "Right to Work is a ripoff". I see it as them giving a big "gently caress you" to their children and I keep to myself.

gotta make america great again lmao

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Trump's the guy that used to call reporters pretending to be his own publicist to brag about himself and then halfway through would forget that he was pretending to be someone else and switch to speaking in the first-person. There's no way he'd be able to pull a false flag lol. He'd be giving a press conference a week later where someone questions his ability to unite people and he'd lash out with "listen, people didn't like me, okay? They used to be very unfair to me. Then I say to the CIA--great folks by the way, the CIA, great guys, really--I tell them, 'set off a bomb in Times Square, make it look like the Iranians did it,' okay? And I tell you what, people loved it. They were begging me to help. 'Trump, Trump, you have to protect us!' Never seen higher approval ratings, folks."
Which would 100% happen if he did. It would also make 0 difference to the Trumpsters. They would gladly bathe in his pee pee regardless.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

This idiot forgot about goku

goku knows that trump has all the dragon balls

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

nomadologique posted:

remember how jaafar had the adorable sultan totally bamboozled tho? and the minute we got bush without cheney everybody was like "shucks he's so cute"

When's the part where he lifts the White House out of the ground and puts it on top of Trump Tower

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
has treump yet the thing out of the peach yet

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!

Extra Large Marge posted:

He lost some weight but some fat activists on social media got mad about it so he told them to go kill themselves.

Oh OK, I remember there was some sort of social media outrage but forgot the specifics. So it's basically 50/50 then on whether or not he took a trip to Trumpton.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Zippy the Bummer posted:

has treump yet the thing out of the peach yet

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I came across that picture of Trump's rump again and lol'd

All interpretations of that sentence are welcome

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autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

Sydney Bottocks posted:

So it's basically 50/50 then on whether or not he took a trip to Trumpton.

"There, said the Mayor. That's that!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXYa_qklKPc

Also... "Pugh! Pugh! Barney McGrew! Cuthbert! Dibble! Grubb!"

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