Imgur's userbase is a quagmire of racism and ignorance

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HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

get that OUT of my face posted:

imgur is a nice time capsule into that early 2010s era, when "memes" exclusively meant what were once called "image macros"

I know that feel, as an early 2010ser might say.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 22:25

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 18:55

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

would
would

# ? Jan 31, 2017 22:26

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Jose Mengelez posted:

would
would

Sequentially?

# ? Jan 31, 2017 22:41

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

Tolkien minority posted:

lmao if you read that op

I just looked at the pictures and laughed at the barcode one

# ? Jan 31, 2017 22:58

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

i like it when peopel blame the website for people being poo poo lol

thats about as far as i could get before i scrolled and realized it was a dissertation

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:04

Creamed Cormp: Jan 8, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

poo poo OP but funny pictures

I hope OP falls into a hole straight to Heck

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:07

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

New DOOM .wad looking good

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:40

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

Oscar Wild posted:

New DOOM .wad looking good

Hint: the cyberdemon shoots itself until it dies

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:44

Astoundingly Ugly Baby: Mar 22, 2006; "...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Jose Mengelez posted:

My 5-year old nephew refers to Amy Schumer as Pig Lady.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:12

Relin: Oct 6, 2002; You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

i dont think that comparison is apt, ms piggy doesnt steal jokes

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:20

GPF: Jul 20, 2000; Kidney Buddies; Oven Wrangler

various cheeses posted:

Hint: the cyberdemon shoots itself until it dies

No it doesn't. Can't get pity on tumblr if it dies.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:41

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

imgur is amazing for finding lovely people projecting their lovely life to strangers with memes

also poo poo that didn't happen

# ? Feb 1, 2017 01:01

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Sentient Data posted:

Whoever is manning the sa database now should make a simple tool to output all imgur links grouped by month so we can archive them and avoid a second waffleimages

# ? Feb 1, 2017 02:12

Tolkien minority: Feb 14, 2012

Putty posted:

also poo poo that didn't happen

its been less than a month can you imagine how insufferable this dude must of been to lose all of his "friends" for like doing a couple miles on the treadmill once or twice

# ? Feb 1, 2017 02:52

theperminator: Sep 16, 2009; by Smythe; Fun Shoe

Has the recent one about the dude who hosed his cousin and wants to keep doing it been posted?

http://imgur.com/gallery/XmpE0RO

quote:

Just need to get this off my chest, it's been looming over me for a while.

When I came to visit my cousins after a long time, we decided to plan a big camping trip with all our friends at a small shack her dad owns on a big plot of land in the middle of nowhere. We got lots of alcohol and food ready and were really excited when everyone stared cancelling. We didn't want to postpone it, because I wasn't going to be there long, so we just went together. After the first two days, we were having a great time and became as close as we were when we were younger. On the third night, we got really drunk and were talking around the fire. She confessed how her recent break up really hurt her and how she felt ugly and inadequate after it and I reassured her of how pretty she is, and after a while of telling her that I accidentally said how I had always had a massive crush on her. She ignored it at first and we continued talking but after a few more beers, she asked about it. Cornered, I could only tell the truth and explained how I loved her. She moved closer and eventually we started kissing. It felt so right at the time and we took it to the bed in the shack and went at it for the rest of the night. When we woke up, we realized what we had done and decided to go home three days early. We packed up and didn't speak on the long car ride home. I left for home soon after and still haven't talked to her. Was the best sex of my life worth alienating me from my closest cousin?

TL;DR OP got really drunk and hosed his cousin. Feels dirty now and can't face her. OP is a dirty little man

EDIT
I'm surprised this has any upvotes at all, since a few have asked, PM me for the dirty details you seedy little bastards

EDIT 2
Guys, it has come to my attention that my cousin does browse imgur, pls stop.

EDIT 3
A lot of people are asking about updates. I will update as soon as I talk with her. Not sure when It will be, so I will just make a new post when It happens.
Don't worry guys, OP always delivers. Details and all.
Also, luckily she hasn't seen the post so hopefully I wont have to delete it

THAT'S RIGHT, YET ANOTHER EDIT
Well this post got a lot more attention than expected. She still hasn't seen it, so I guess it can stay for a bit. We are catching up to talk in the next few days, Updated will follow. And to all of the seedy little bastards PMing for the dirty deets, OP WILL DELIVER, sooner or later. Later probably, I'm going to bed and have a busy day. Don't go to crazy.

Also, thanks for the overwhelming support

There's a follow up here: http://imgur.com/gallery/C4Q0K

# ? Feb 1, 2017 03:08

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

theperminator posted:

Has the recent one about the dude who hosed his cousin and wants to keep doing it been posted?

http://imgur.com/gallery/XmpE0RO

There's a follow up here: http://imgur.com/gallery/C4Q0K

oh yeah thats doing it for me
:gizz:

# ? Feb 1, 2017 03:26

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

# ? Feb 1, 2017 04:16

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Putty posted:

# ? Feb 1, 2017 04:31

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

Recook my lobster you fuckman

# ? Feb 1, 2017 04:40

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Lobster isn't worth it anyway, crab is clearly the better choice if you're going to eat a waterbug

# ? Feb 1, 2017 05:27

omnibobb: Dec 3, 2005; Title text'd

Who What Now posted:

FTFY

savage af

# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:09

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

theperminator posted:

There's a follow up here: http://imgur.com/gallery/C4Q0K

I like how he gets her to have lunch w/ him then goes "so, I posted the details of what happened on the internet and they all def think you should keep loving me" with absolutely 0 self awareness and is confused when her reaction is one of utter rage and shock.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 23:57

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Psychotic Weasel: Jun 24, 2004; Bang! You're dead.

Considering the story was told through a series of image macros I'm pretty sure the damage to the gene pool has already been done.

I can only hope that if that dude does end up having kids the offspring will be so flawed it won't be able to survive outside a womb. Ending things then and there.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 00:16

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