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alnilam

jeeeehosephat!

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alnilam

well don't that shiver me timbers



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alnilam

well turn my key and call me turnbull!



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alnilam

well i'll be a monkey's nephew [used to express surprise at scopes monkey trial]



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Rushi

by Smythe
holey moley roley poley!

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
awooga! (commonly shouted when ones eyes are exploding from ones head in shock or surprise)

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
God drat she is so hot i'd suck her boyfriends dick just to get a taste of her! (old irish saying to demonstrate just how attractive a woman is)

alnilam

hooooooooo doggy [used to exprefss surprise to a dog]



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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
holy crap (a way of designating that a pile of junk is sacred)

Robot Made of Meat

Oh my stars and garters! (Used to express surprise at locating your lost collection of stars and garters.)


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

alnilam

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Oh my stars and garters! (Used to express surprise at locating your lost collection of stars and garters.)

lol

google THIS

Consarnit! (used when you want a convict to sarn something for you)

Dads Dip Cup

jeepers creepers! (during a routine prostate exam)

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
oh shiiiiit

for when you finally figure out what your buddy is talking about

FutonForensic

well butter my buns and call me a biscuit (common phrase used in fringe, food-based subgenre of humiliation pornography)


DOPE FIEND KILLA G

*plowing the snow, shivering* goddam, it's a real dick ripper today, chuck!

Fredflonston


Boy howdy, that's slicker n' a minnows minna. (when something is small and slick or hard to hold onto)

Mariana Horchata

heavens to betsy!

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
Boiling Bananas!!
Well tickle my trimmings!!!
Well dress me up in a naughty little number and call me Susan!

sick brunch kills

Brunch DJ goin' hard as fuck


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ipso facto (I don't actually know what this means, Spanish maybe?)

sick brunch kills fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Feb 7, 2017

Manifisto


Mariana Horchata posted:

heavens to betsy!

heavens to murgatroyd!

xcheopis


Oh my stairs and flowers! (Limited use)

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Shucks

Piso Mojado

!

City of Glompton

SNOT!

for use when something is not what you were expecting


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Ö

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