dishwasher not working?

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City of Glompton

I keep putting dishes in it, and they keep showing back up in the sink, dirty? then I have to wash again. is this normal?

# ? Feb 5, 2017 18:56

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:27

City of Glompton

also having this problem with my washer and dryer.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 18:58

death sext

Are you taking the dishes out of the dishwasher? Common beginner mistake. The dishes live in the dishwasher and become upset when removed, which makes them rowdy and dirty.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:00

alnilam

you know what they say about food, you eat some and you just end up hungry again 4-6 hours later am i rite

# ? Feb 5, 2017 18:59

death sext

maybe try putting the laundry in the dishwasher and the dishes in the laundry machine. it's so crazy it just might work.

and if it doesn't work both loads will be ruined and you don't have to wash anything ever again!

# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:15

City of Glompton

death sext posted:

maybe try putting the laundry in the dishwasher and the dishes in the laundry machine. it's so crazy it just might work.

and if it doesn't work both loads will be ruined and you don't have to wash anything ever again!

I like your thinking

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:37

City of Glompton

alnilam posted:

you know what they say about food, you eat some and you just end up hungry again 4-6 hours later am i rite

I was just about to mention this, and also my fridge itself doesn't stay full of food, either. any tips/tricks that have worked for you?

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:38

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I think there may be an issue with my dishwasher. Sometimes when I open it the dishes are wet and I'm not sure where the leak is coming from, maybe a hole in the roof or something, water funneling through the walls. idk. Whenever that happens I dry them off and then run the dishwasher again.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:40

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:42

Rushi: by Smythe

rich people buy two dishwashers and never have dirty dishes but i don't believe it

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:43

vanisher

The dish corporations have you right where they want you. Do you realize that the only reason you use a dishwasher is because 'the man' has told you that your dishes are dirty? Washing of dishes, if necessary at all, can be done organically using collected rain water or local streams. Or just eat directly from your pots and pans and cut out the middle man. I recommend reading my eBook on the subject "Middle American Dish Users Fight Back."

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 20:22

Manifisto

I recommend encasing your dishes and silverware in large transparent lucite blocks. the lucite occasionally needs wiping down with a damp rag, but the dishes/cultery themselves will remain sparkling (as long as you clean them before embedding in lucite, don't make this beginner mistake!)

# ? Feb 5, 2017 20:44

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# ? Feb 6, 2017 00:48

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HAIKOOLIGAN

You know it's funny you said this, the thing that's bothering me is that I keep turning up for work and I do loads of work, I mean I've been working there months and I still haven't finished, there's always just more to do, when will it stop? Also I keep getting paid the same amount every month but my bank balance doesn't have the steady increase you would expect, if anything it stays about the same!!

# ? Feb 6, 2017 01:19

alnilam

You've got a case of the mondays? Try getting them every week.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 02:10

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

I have a similar problem with things like utility bills. I pay them in full every month, but then the next month I get another bill, and they say I owe more money. How can I owe more money if I already paid the full amount?
I wonder if this is somehow connected to that bank balance problem.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 02:42

alnilam

I already showered months ago, what are you my mom?

# ? Feb 6, 2017 03:16

Robot Made of Meat

Your dishwasher must be made by the same people who made my shaver.

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# ? Feb 6, 2017 03:45

Ein cooler Typ: by FactsAreUseless

when the dishwasher isn't working I have to smack her around a bit

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# ? Feb 6, 2017 06:19

Macnult

Ein cooler Typ posted:

when the dishwasher isn't working I have to smack her around a bit

you're thinking of a television

# ? Feb 6, 2017 07:40

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can you even wash a satellite dish in a home dishwasher

# ? Feb 6, 2017 08:14

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vanisher posted:

Do you realize that the only reason you use a dishwasher is because 'the man' has told you that your dishes are dirty? Washing of dishes, if necessary at all, can be done organically using collected rain water or local streams

Whoa

# ? Feb 7, 2017 04:56

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Historical Wizards

My old job had a dishwasher that didn't work, just sat there. I mean everyone else pulled their weight, h*ckin' lazy rear end Kyle.

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# ? Feb 7, 2017 05:00

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