ITT we are ninjas with irritable bowel syndrome

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Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

As of my last two farts, I am no longer blending in with this feudal Japanese architecture.

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Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Ninja gayden

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:26

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

*has diarrhea stealthily*

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:28

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Hides in mud field

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:29

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

im a terra cotta warrior

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:32

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Nunchunks

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:32

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

http://picosong.com/tebF/

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:32

End boss Of SGaG*: Aug 9, 2000; I REPORT EVERY POST I READ!

This will really help me to contaminate the enemy's food and water.

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:34

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Is dead from shiting

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:36

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

I am skilled in the arts of Ninshitsu.

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:43

Caveman Cat: Oct 20, 2012; MAJOR

My prey unaware
He pens idly as I stalk
Stench foretells the end

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:53

Arkanomen: May 6, 2007; All he wants is a hug

*Is both Silent and Deadly*
*Secretly farts into the face of the Shogon and beings much honor to my clan*

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:55

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

* Jumps off of roof, spraying poo poo everywhere *
* stupid loving samurais slip in my poo poo and are really surprised *
* I'm throwin turd nuggets in everyones eyes *
* one guy opened his mouth to gasp at all the poo poo, lol mistake *
* I leap from the shadows, a brown trail in my wake *
* spinning into a turdnado, I unleash my ninja sword on the lovely samurai *
* some poo poo gets into everyones sword wounds. *
* everyones pretty pissed off *

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:58

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

*shits self while the shogun is giving me an assignment*

*blames the smell on a side dish of natto leftover from the lord's morning meal*

*lord falls for my clever ruse*

*later, writes poem*

poo poo myself at dawn,
Left pants brown as autumn leaves,
Winter is coming

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Feb 28, 2017

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Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

*disappears in a cloud of farts*

# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:06

Kitsunegari: Aug 5, 2013

Shitsureshimasu

# ? Feb 28, 2017 04:54

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

I draw the kanji symbol for DEATH with my sudden brutally painful brown squirting

# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:34

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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*uses poo poo stream to propel self to jump to great heights*

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Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

I inherited both from my father.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:38

Crash_N_Burn: Apr 19, 2014

I put the rear end in assassin

# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:43

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Chomp8645 posted:

I am skilled in the arts of Ninshitsu.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:44

Caveman Cat: Oct 20, 2012; MAJOR

*drags assassinated body to bathroom where I collect 2 standard towels, 4 coins, and 1 small can of beans*

# ? Feb 28, 2017 05:56

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

As a shitposter i find this thread intensely offensive to my proud heritage

# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:17

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

i am master of the mighty chocolate thunder ninpo

# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:45

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Friginator posted:

As of my last two farts, I am no longer blending in with this feudal Japanese architecture.

oh, word?

# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:46

PantsandCola: Aug 17, 2013; you did good... you did good

shitdoku

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Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Well IBS isn't really funny op, it has real life effects on real people, maybe you should think about that before you make another "funny" ibs thread.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:56

Sensual Simian: Jun 7, 2004; summer jorts

*assassinates japanes man*

*disappears in cloud of explosive poo poo*

# ? Feb 28, 2017 07:13

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

*propels self up castle wall with fart power*

# ? Feb 28, 2017 07:20

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

http://picosong.com/tebF/

yo when is the new record dropping

# ? Feb 28, 2017 08:07

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Poos in a ditch or a bucket or whatever people pood in back in teh day

# ? Feb 28, 2017 08:09

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Arrhythmia posted:

Hides in mud field

haha

# ? Feb 28, 2017 21:08

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satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

*specializes in toilet-based assassinations*

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