I found a chicken bone in my chicken quesedilla tonight

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Ein cooler Typ: by FactsAreUseless

I was eating like regular, and bit into something hard. I didn't know what it was so I spit it out and found this

do you think Maria is trying to kill me?

# ? Mar 2, 2017 03:48

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:41

Macnult

she probably wants you to tip more (use the quarter so she knows you got the message)

# ? Mar 2, 2017 04:01

vanisher

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:10

FluffieDuckie

vanisher posted:

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:23

Piso Mojado

vanisher posted:

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:53

Piso Mojado

op, you have been chosen.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:25

social vegan

what's the hardest bone in a human butt it's the chicken bone maria, it wont' come out

# ? Mar 2, 2017 13:10

google THIS

that's not a chicken bone that's a coin

a common mistake

# ? Mar 2, 2017 15:54

google THIS

sometimes after Thanksgiving dinner my cousin and I spend hours trying to snap a Sacagawea dollar before we realize our error

# ? Mar 2, 2017 15:58

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

sometimes after Thanksgiving dinner my cousin and I spend hours trying to snap a Sacagawea dollar before we realize our error

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:02

Manifisto

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I was eating like regular, and bit into something hard. I didn't know what it was so I spit it out and found this

do you think Maria is trying to kill me?

she wants you to talk to her dude, she's giving you an excuse, and a free chickenbone to boot

like the interaction writes itself

"excuse me miss, I realize this might sound strange but did you by any chance try to bone me?"

vanisher posted:

lol

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:13

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*approaches cashier with live chicken under my arm* "hey i'm trying to get change for the soda machine can you break this chicken for me?"

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:23

social vegan

Ein cooler Typ posted:

*waves hands over it* oooooo I see money in your future

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:41

social vegan

Ein cooler Typ posted:

looks like hockey season for the borrowers

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:42

google THIS

"Call it!"

"Heads!"

(drumstick lands at an ambiguous angle)

"...Ok, rock-paper-scissors. Go!"

# ? Mar 2, 2017 17:00

Zarkas: For the lulz

It's the chicken's revenge.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 17:48

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*narrows eyes and struggles to flatten chicken enough for the bill slot to accept it*

# ? Mar 2, 2017 18:34

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

*approaches cashier with live chicken under my arm* "hey i'm trying to get change for the soda machine can you break this chicken for me?"

Luvcow posted:

*narrows eyes and struggles to flatten chicken enough for the bill slot to accept it*

get a load of this chump who never heard of bokcoins

# ? Mar 2, 2017 18:53

Senior Management

Dear friends, recently I attempted to purchase a chicken bone. I needed it for all sorts of activities! But the fiends at the taco store were laughing all the way to the bank. They hid my chicken bone in some sort of weird tortilla and cheese thing. Making me dig through piles upon piles of cheese, guacamole, salsa, and chicken meat (what am I a weirdo?) I just wanted my drat chicken bone. But the joke is on them. I tipped in Zimbabwe dollars. 1/5 stars only because yelp won't let me select 0.

:jerry:

# ? Mar 2, 2017 23:11

Manifisto

# ? Mar 2, 2017 23:20

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

vanisher posted:

# ? Mar 3, 2017 10:27

Space Taxi

Ein cooler Typ posted:

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# ? Mar 4, 2017 08:16