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Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Bad Munki posted:

Whatever happened to just using the term "dames" to describe women?

I think that died along with the usage of "Twenty Three Skidoo!".

I just use the term "hey maaaaaan" in any interaction, no matter the gender.

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barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


I always lead with a hearty HAIL AND WELL MET STRANGER seems to go over well regardless of gender

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


I just get in real close and ask if they have any games on their phone.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
I have a set of laminated flash cards for initiating conversations.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Also one of the most magical things about this thread is the way it keeps making the raging misogynists just keep on crawling out of the woodwork, it just doesn't stop being amazing :allears:

Relentless
Sep 22, 2007

It's a perfect day for some mayhem!


barbecue at the folks posted:

Also one of the most magical things about this thread is the way it keeps making the raging misogynists just keep on crawling out of the woodwork, it just doesn't stop being amazing :allears:

You'd think the structural integrity of the woodwork would be compromised by an infestation of raging misogynists, but it's still somehow upright.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Well it's load-bearing misogyny, you see.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
One weird trick betas hate

Cut these shapely curves out of your joists

Drives the Females wild

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


It's the house a lesbian built; all tongue and groove with not a stud to be found.

(For best results, read in a Canadian accent)

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Vargatron posted:

It's the house a lesbian built; all tongue and groove with not a stud to be found.

(For best results, read in a Canadian accent)

Hours upon hours of binge-watching AvE videos prepared me well for reading this post.

Astonishing Wang
Nov 3, 2004
As a female I think this thread should be closed.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

makes it all the more astonishing I suppose

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Astonishing Wang posted:

As a female I think this thread should be closed.

A female what?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

A female what?

They identify as an adjective. Don't judge.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Bad Munki posted:

Whatever happened to just using the term "dames" to describe women?

If you're going to use dames, the preferred full title is "Dizzy Dames".

Or you could go with "Broads", and use the full term "Uppity Broads".

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Womb buckets.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Birds?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Bird works for me. :) :parrot:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Sheilas?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Howdy pardner

YamiNoSenshi
Jan 19, 2010
Broads.

(My wife once got a flag from her online self-review work thingy because she said she had a "broad range of skills")

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Vargatron posted:

(For best results, read in a Canadian accent)

I fear the day we Canucks are not able to say "Give (h)'er" any more

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


YamiNoSenshi posted:

(My wife once got a flag from her online self-review work thingy because she said she had a "broad range of skills")

Well good, she should have instead said, "A useful employee's range of skills," why sell herself short like that? :v:

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post


Chicks!

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

barbecue at the folks posted:

I always lead with a hearty HAIL AND WELL MET STRANGER seems to go over well regardless of gender

I just start with YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH.

The proper response is mumbled, mostly incoherent swearing.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Astonishing Wang posted:

As a female I think this thread should be closed.

as somebody with a button that says 'close' on it i think you're probably right

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I for one will miss this thread.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
:patriot:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
Been quite the ride for DIY.

I for one suggest someone start a home project they are sorely unqualified for but have a huge sense of self confidence about their vision.

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Don't suppose there's anyway this thread could be goldmined instead of simply closed?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
But what if the OP comes back?

Maybe a mod challenge to update with pics? C'mon don't let this be the end of an era

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Here's your OP update:

bEatmstrJ posted:

Panties be droppin' like bathtubs through floors, nomsayin

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Malachite_Dragon posted:

Don't suppose there's anyway this thread could be goldmined instead of simply closed?

i'll ask

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SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


rip you joist-doxing nightmare of a thread

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