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I slowly place my multivitamin on a gold plate in front of a single candle. it's soft glow illuminating only my face in the dark room. Oh nutritious potassium, iodine, and selenium, replenish my bodies stores! Borate, zinc, and calcium, rejuvenate my supply! I swallow the pill as my golden snuffer takes me into darkness.
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Amen and Dig In!
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the ancient Aztecs referred to their daily sacrifices as One A Day Man
 
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the ancient Aztecs referred to their daily sacrifices as One A Day Man
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I slowly place my multivitamin on a gold plate in front of a single candle. it's soft glow illuminating only my face in the dark room. Oh nutritious potassium, iodine, and selenium, replenish my bodies stores! Borate, zinc, and calcium, rejuvenate my supply! I swallow the pill as my golden snuffer takes me into darkness.
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I observe the ritual Sprinkling of the Salt every mealtime
yes every mealtime 
pro tip: those of us "in the know" call it nacl (rhymes with crackle)
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mineral rite-aid
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of course sriracha salt turns out to be an actual thing. of course it does. what would you call that, a poe's law of hipsterism? a rule 34 for sriracha?
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Dio, Bonham, Berry, Danzig, I summon you, you gods of Rock!
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In the mineral faith, there is no holy trinity, there is only the multi-vitamin.
Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Mar 23, 2017
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Processed foods like multivitamin pills are bad for you. I get my dietary minerals from eating pebbles.
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Processed foods like multivitamin pills are bad for you. I get my dietary minerals from eating pebbles.
That's how you maintain a healthy and powerful craw.
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As my chemistry professor said, the only mineral you really need to intake to be healthy is gold. With enough of that you will attract hoes. Then come the bitches and then you be ballin'.
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Im the kind of hipster who knows all about minerals for real ask me I can tell you. Also my roommate is a witch so we have a kind of symbiotic relationship that appears only in pyrite induced dreams.
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Someday my geode is gonna hatch.
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I don't know what the big deal is. My body was deficient in diamond, so I ate my fiance's engagement ring. Now she won't return my calls.
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I don't know what the big deal is. My body was deficient in diamond, so I ate my fiance's engagement ring. Now she won't return my calls.
"Good news honey, i passed the diamond, and it's intact which means i guess my body didn't need any of it anyway, well no harm no foul right? Hello?"
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"Good news honey, i passed the diamond, and it's intact which means i guess my body didn't need any of it anyway, well no harm no foul right? Hello?"
"Through thick and thin, honey! Remember that promise? Because right now, things are pretty thick!"
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Dolomite!
Dolomite!
Dolomite!!!
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oh god you're not one of those hipster salt people are you?
