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| A five minute acapella serenade into the intercom in hope they'll accept my expired coupon. | |
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Mar 21, 2017 19:56
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| TFW the drive through worker joins in on a duet. | |
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Mar 21, 2017 19:58
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 while this image is iconic it fails to capture the full beauty of the moment as this brave protester did an immaculate rendition of the micheal jackson thriller dance before being run over by the tanks
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Mar 21, 2017 20:01
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| Mod challenge: dance off | |
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Mar 21, 2017 22:35
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Tsar Nicholas II watches in horror as thousands of Red Army fighters form a kick line around his palace and encroach to the tune of “Rasputin” by Boney M.
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Mar 21, 2017 22:40
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my posting style
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Mar 21, 2017 23:00
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twerking for world peace |
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Mar 22, 2017 01:04
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Please... stop... murderingmypeopleohpleasestopmurderingmypeople IIIIIIII juuuuust waaaaaant yooooou to stop! murderingmypeopleohpleasestopmurderingmypeople, yes it's really gotten quite baaaaaaad! |
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Mar 22, 2017 01:15
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| If you go below 50 beats per minute the bus will explode | |
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Mar 22, 2017 01:20
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There's trouble! Trouble in River City! That starts with T and that rhymes with G and that stands for... [very seriously] genocide. It's a real problem. Hi, I'm Matthew Broderick. You may remember me from my hit remake of the Music Man, and also I was on 30 Rock a couple times. Everywhere, every day, genocide happens. We need to stop it. Please, call now, and say live on the air that you don't like genocide. Operators are standing by, and -- well, looks like we have a few calls now. Let's take one. Dave from Palo Alto. Dave, you're on the air. "Uhhhhh... hi. I just wanted to say that I loved you in Ferris Bueller, and uh... I don't think anyone should get genocided. I'll take my answer off the air. Thank you." ... ... Pete. Pete, I'm using my calm voice right now, but I'm not calm. Do you know why I'm not calm, Pete? [answer from offstage is not audible on the broadcast] Pete, I'm angry because you told me, Pete, that there wouldn't be any [at this point, Mr. Broderick removes his lavalier microphone, but his audio can still be heard] loving! FERRIS BUELLER! QUESTIONS! [answer from offstage is not audible] I KNOW IT'S LIVE! loving SCREEN THE CALLS! GOD DAMMIT! ... ... ... [voices are heard in the background, but are not audible] ... Uh, sorry about that, folks. Hi, I'm Alan Ruck. You may remember me as Carl Brennan from Young Guns II, and an episode of Stargate: Atlantis. Listen. We all hate genocide. But how many of us are saying, right now, on TV, that we hate it? Please, call now. |
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Mar 22, 2017 01:30
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The hardest part of that post was making sure it sounded like Matthew Broderick. |
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Mar 22, 2017 01:32
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You've been charged with willful property destruction and vandalism, how do you plead? ... ALL AROUND THE WORLD, STATUES CRUMBLE FOR ME |
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Mar 22, 2017 02:55
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Accidentally step on someones foot? Keep dancing on it. |
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Mar 23, 2017 05:01
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FactsAreUseless posted:There's trouble! Trouble in River City! That starts with T and that rhymes with G and that stands for... *Checks Mythbusters* ... Plausible. And by that I mean I can totally picture all of this lol
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Mar 23, 2017 21:48
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| I have decided to tender my resignation via interpretive dance | |
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Walk in on your wife cheating on you? Moonwalk out the door. |
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