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April fools! bitcoin is the best online currency ever
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Apr 1, 2017 16:13
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Agh, owned yet again.
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Apr 1, 2017 16:20
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did you know that bitcoin allows you to send money to anyone in the world for free over the instantaneous web? no need for confusing money orders!
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Apr 1, 2017 16:21
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did you know that bitcoin is fully distributive? everyone on the bitcoin network called the block chain shares the work of verifying purchases, making for one of the most powerful computer networks on the planet! 
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Apr 1, 2017 16:24
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did you know that there's only a finite number of bitcoins that can exist? the creator of bitcoin, Satoshi namakato, rightly predicted that if a currency just had an unlimited supply, it would be worthless! so he made sure there would be only a certain amount of bitcoins available. but don't worry! the limit is 21m bitcoins, far more than anyone will ever need or own.
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Apr 1, 2017 16:33
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did you know that bitcoin allows you to buy things completely anonymously?  bitcoin doesn't store any of your personal information or asks for it, so your porn purchases are safe with bitcoin  and when you want to open a new bitcoin account, you won't need to worry about any draconian id checks or drive for hours to a bank , you only need to sit in front of your computer!  how convenient
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Apr 1, 2017 16:57
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im convinced. i told the bank woman (#feminism) to take my life savings and convert them into bitcoins. then i asked her for a fiat loan to buy some vr glasses. im living in the future
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Apr 1, 2017 17:31
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Apr 1, 2017 17:33
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bitcoin's entire purpose is to secure capital away from society. it is therefore inherently evil
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Apr 1, 2017 17:34
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Apr 1, 2017 17:38
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Silver Alicorn posted:bitcoin's entire purpose is to secure capital away from society. it is therefore inherently evil no you're mistaken my goonish friend bitcoin actually gives the means of banking back to the people. it's actually inherently good, unlike fiat curremcy
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Apr 1, 2017 18:07
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Fiat should make a car called the currency.
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Apr 1, 2017 20:09
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Silver Alicorn posted:bitcoin's entire purpose is to secure capital away from society. it is therefore inherently evil
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Apr 1, 2017 20:15
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did someone say buttcoin yet
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Apr 1, 2017 20:16
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My Linux Rig posted:no you're mistaken my goonish friend bitcoin actually gives the means of banking back to the people. it's actually inherently good, unlike fiat curremcy maybe this will be partially true when people stop using it as an "investment"
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Apr 1, 2017 20:20
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Silver Alicorn posted:bitcoin's entire purpose is to secure capital away from society. it is therefore inherently evil bitcoin's purpose is to take money from libertarians and other idiots and give it to scammers and Chinese money launderers e: therefore it's inherently good
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Apr 1, 2017 20:51
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Silver Alicorn posted:maybe this will be partially true when people stop using it as an "investment" lmao at u not hodling 
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Apr 1, 2017 20:57
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The Management posted:bitcoin's purpose is to take money from libertarians and other idiots and give it to scammers and Chinese money launderers I was thinking more about how its more vocal users want it to be, rather than how it is you are correct of course
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Apr 1, 2017 21:06
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hecka bamboozled
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Apr 2, 2017 02:30
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Migishu posted:hecka bamboozled
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Apr 2, 2017 06:14
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Migishu posted:hecka bamboozled https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2439791436.html  buy a bunch of these and then agree an IRL meetup of bitcoins for cash. stab the guy if he gets shirty.
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Apr 2, 2017 06:16
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you never told us just how many goxbux you ended up buying
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Apr 2, 2017 06:32
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Suspicious posted:you never told us just how many goxbux you ended up buying oh a whole heck of a ton but I'll make it all back don't you worry
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Apr 2, 2017 06:34
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on an infinite enough timeline its a good investment
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