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Apr 9, 2017 19:24
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Twerk, twerk it baby In your halter top When the beat breaks The sick bass will drop ---------------- |
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Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah Someone's in the kitchen I know Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah Masturbating furiously ---------------- |
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Apr 9, 2017 19:27
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Hey diddle diddle Holy poo poo I'm high |
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Apr 9, 2017 19:36
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hush little baby don't say a word here is your tablet, play angry birds if those angry birds won't fly mama's gonna buy you a raspberry pi if that raspberry pi won't run mama's gonna buy you a cool nerf gun if those nerf gun darts get lost mama's gonna buy you a shirt from lacoste if that shirt from lacoste gets weird looks you'll still be the sweetest little baby on facebook
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Apr 9, 2017 19:57
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Little miss muffet Sat on her rear end Eating her little Caesars deep deep dish pizza |
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Apr 9, 2017 20:20
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cottleston, cottleston, cottleston pie a fly ain't bird, but some birds are fly press me on poo poo and I'm finna reply "cottleston, cottleston, cottleston pie" |
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Apr 9, 2017 20:37
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Ring around the Caddy slab Pockets full of terpy dabs Mash ups, mash ups We all fall sideways |
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Apr 9, 2017 22:15
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Peter Pothead packed a pipe of purple urkle. A pipe of purple urkle Peter Pothead ripped. If Peter Pothead popped a pack of Pringles The Pringles are porked on with Peter Potheads fists. |
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Apr 9, 2017 22:21
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City of Glompton posted:hush little baby don't say a word
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Apr 9, 2017 22:44
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CDA for IK
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twerk it, twerk it little star shake that rear end and you'll go far poppin' molly, oh so high grindin' up on every guy |
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Apr 11, 2017 20:18
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Drive, drive, drive your car right into the stream loving poo poo now I have a DUI and no car. |
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City of Glompton posted:hush little baby don't say a word
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Happy halloween |
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Boys and girls, come out to play, The moon is shining bright as day, And I have puppies and candy in my van.
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Apr 11, 2017 21:55
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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a gym bench Drinking her kale and whey Then some internet lies Said she could be healthy at any size So she waddled back to the buffet |
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Apr 11, 2017 22:26
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google THIS posted:Little Miss Muffet
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Apr 11, 2017 22:31
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the instagramming spider always wore a pout took photos that were plain and posted them about along came some filters to ease the spider's pain and the instagramming spider did never pout again |
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Apr 11, 2017 22:39
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I own nothing but my student loans. Only in sadness I find solace. |
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Some rear end in a top hat named Simon met a guy driving a truck full of pastries at a rest stop Simon said, "yo, give me one of them pies" and the guy said, "they cost money" then Simon said "poo poo, I'm broke" DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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i will show u fear in a handfull of posts
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Yo yo dealer, have you any weeeeeed? Yeah man yeah man, how much ya need? One for my best friend and one for me, and one for the landlord so he won't charge a fee. |
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I saw an old coffin dodger chucked up in a basket Some random monkey cheese number of times as high (lol) as the moon I had to know where the hell she was going Because in her hand she carried a DustBuster (TM) 'Oi bitch! Oi bitch! Oi bitch!' I yelled 'Da gently caress you going with a DustBuster (TM)? Are you high?' 'To gently caress up the cobwebs in the sky!' 'Want me to come with?' 'Yeah, whatever.'
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Mary had a little lamb then she died of a preventable illness |
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Apr 12, 2017 11:36
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Good Morning To None, Good Morning To Nobody Good morning, Dear Loneliness, Good Morning To You! |
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Apr 12, 2017 12:45
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Apr 12, 2017 12:48
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Happy birthday to you, Death draws nearer to you, Enjoy all you're indebted to, Happy birthday to you. |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down, and broke his crown and Jack's family sued Jill's for damages (the bitch pushed him we all know it) |
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Munchables posted:Yo yo dealer, have you any weeeeeed?
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Arash posted:Happy birthday to you,
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Wee Willie Winkie Pranced around the neighborhood in his underwear Asking something about children and beds Long story short, he's a registered sex offender now I guess his name should have been a giveaway |
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the ecologically responsible LED lightbulb.
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Apr 12, 2017 16:08
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Little Jack Horner sat in the corner Eating a generic secular winter holiday pie Which was still inappropriate, because he was Australian |
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Apr 12, 2017 17:26
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a plane Humpty Dumpty forcibly removed using pain All the CEOs blame on him for the beef Couldn't replace any of poor Humpty's teeth. |
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