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was anyone else aware of these? i just learned that there are people who are afraid to practice kundalini yoga because of its fabled dangers here are a few: dogs suddenly stop liking you because you get a cat aura (catdog aura is goal here, it's very yin yang) other people start outwardly displaying your emotions, and you become unable to. sad? now your best friend is crying and they don't know why. complete and permanent loss of fashion awareness horrifying thought loops triggered by the realization that you're nothing but a text to speech device for the gods also you stop liking your favorite color and it's really an issue because you'd totally doubled down on that color for your personal color scheme death (anaphylactic shock caused by color exposure) |
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not much documentation on this one but lots of furtive, terrified references to "the paisley"
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Kundalini yoga, more like cu-- [is dragged off the stage so the performer can finish his set] |
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Apr 14, 2017 12:32
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there's a coiled-up serpent at the base of my spine duh-NUH-nuh-nuh she's gonna wake up soon, gonna make me feel fine duh-NUH-nuh-nuh gonna penetrate my seven chakras, dig duh-NUH-nuh-nuh make me forget about this dead-end tech support gig . . . . ♫ bluesy harmonica solo ♫
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