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Lastgirl wrote on Apr 19, 2017 11:47:

DECLARED: I hereby clause myself to promote, manifest, and enshrine a tradition of peaceful transfer of power between the outgoing and incoming administrations, effective during the 4th week of July, 2017

My policy for the next 3 months is strictly drinking liquor that you can stick an umbrella in for those summmer days ahead thanks to global warming. It's here and we're dying! Chin-chin

I think a president's job is to like set up really high expectations and fail to deliver on them spectacularly in an unbelievably crash and burn hypocritical way.

So with that having been said, I would like to place a Red Line on the Suck Zone Regime. It has come to attention that many of their posts have been atrociously sucky (much like mine) enough to claim the lives of innocent lurkers and C-Spamites. As president, I cannot abide by that weighing on my conscious. I am not a single threadist, I am a (((subforumist))) president.

I would like to enact a policy at the behest of the Mods/IKs/88 Handpicked Generals whim and discretion to tomahawk offenders with the lemonsucc girl and destroy their sucky and sour posting stronghold for the duration of my office. 69 Tomahawks(probations with lemonsucc girl spread out over 3 months) will be launched into the Suck Zone's runways indiscriminately and sporadically to cripple their airforce responsible for gassing millions of bad democrat threads. The Era of Strategic Patience for Suck Posting is at an end. God bless C-SPAM

I will obviously turn a blind eye in a drunken fog to the whole affair and blame whoever convenient should this have unforeseen consequences. If by some miracle it works, I will take all the credit thank you very much~

My main policy is focusing on fundraising. The ACLU and RAINN thread got married and had a surprise baby called Planned Parenthood!

I feel that with this mostly useless and decorative position, I would like to flaunt my illusion of power to donate to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund.
https://www.plannedparenthoodaction.org/
With my power to make a thread and request an immediate sticky, I would like to see if we can throw some couch dollars into Planned Parenthood so that people can actually have a plan to be good parents. I will be pitching in and tallying so thanks for your help if you choose I will be looking within my cabinet to devise possible gangtags for this endeavor too!

I also want to continue crazy cloud's legacy as part of the Nite Crew Party's platform of Good Readings. We have two relatively new book-threads and I would like to encourage more participation. My idea is to make an Executive Order to grant the OPs of both threads a permit that Moderators and IK can enforce to sensibly crosspost their threads at a reasonable pace anywhere within this sub-forum to promote literacy and participation. Failing that, at best a signal boost and awareness program to get more involved.

I also want to enact an Open Door policy should C-Spamite citizens have ideas for policies, they can defer to my administration and see if we can work out a legislative process in our Executive/Legislative branch before passing it onto the Moderators/IKs judicial branch.


You can check out the rest of my policy platform at my website. I know, I know...pull up to the next window, got it~

Ramadu posted:

shoulda been a checkbox poll

Ramadu posted:

shoulda been a checkbox poll

Rushi posted:

i could not think of any other election parody posts to doublepost with :/

edit: to show support should i be more of a "lg bro" or "lg proudboy" or what now

crazy cloud posted:

nihilism is coming back big-league

mormonpartyboat posted:

eonwe posted:

http://i.imgur.com/aGGFWgS.mp4

eonwe posted:

http://i.imgur.com/aGGFWgS.mp4