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How many beers does it take for you to get drunk?
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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Mandator posted:

How many bags of weed does it take y'all to get high?

Flowers just give me an asthma attack. 50 mg of 60% thc oil I guess?

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Osric posted:

What the hell is a 12 oz can? Beer comes in pints.



Four pints - Start to feel it
Five pints - Tipsy
Six pints - Drunk



Ten pints - Black out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIRtfIrNOZU

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Osric posted:

What the hell is a 12 oz can? Beer comes in pints.

It's can of coke sized! Hahaha.

8 pints on average, I guess.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
I dunno. Every time I try to find out I get drunk and lose count.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
or you could just drink liquor and not get a horrible gut

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
It depends on the beer but it takes about five icehouses at 6.9% alcohol for me to feel drunk.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
3, because I rarely drink.

The_end
May 17, 2014
I drink beer when i am not drinking.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

The_end posted:

I drink beer when i am not drinking.

I really wonder sometimes why "GBS hates women" became a meme and not "GBS is a bunch of underemployed alcoholics".

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I really wonder sometimes why "GBS hates women" became a meme and not "GBS is a bunch of underemployed alcoholics".

Why not both?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Colonel Cancer posted:

Why not both?

You gotta pick one, them's the rules.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
The question isn't how many beers does it take for you to get drunk, it's how many beers does it take for you to get drunk enough?

I'm sorry to say I still haven't found the answer.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
About 4 beers, OP.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


When I was underage I actually marked my arm for every beer/shot I had to like keep track of how much it took me.
Now that I'm an adult I just go by feel and it is a way better system and like after I feel like I've hit my limit I'll just take a cab or walk miles home and have a deep moment walking home in the night/bad weather if I can't get a cab. Much better.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

unpleasantly turgid posted:

or you could just drink liquor and not get a horrible gut

Whiskey drunk, Vodka drunk, Whatever drunk is a different kind of drunkeness to beer drunk.

I only ever need 1 beer to get drunk because I never get sober enough to get the booze out of my system.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

Drunken Baker posted:

Whiskey drunk, Vodka drunk, Whatever drunk is a different kind of drunkeness to beer drunk.

I only ever need 1 beer to get drunk because I never get sober enough to get the booze out of my system.

lucky shopper

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

The answer is...

*puts on sunglasses, leans back, grins smugly*

...not a lot

:cool:

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
8oz of isopropyl alcohol takes me where i need to go

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Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
I miss my old house because the off licence round the corner used to sell 4 Bavaria for 3 quid and it was real good and I'd load up a rucksack every friday and drink it in the sun.

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