pulling my t-shirt over my nose to breathe because somebody farted

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City of Glompton

I definitely prefer the smell of my armpits to the smell of flatus, tbqh.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:13

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:46

City of Glompton

my armpits are natural and wholesome smelling while your butt smells are affected by the chemical-laden modern diet you eat

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:15

Fuck My Ass

I like farting lol

Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:17

Macnult

*sniffing* okay whose been eating old spice?

# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:28

City of Glompton

Macnult posted:

*sniffing* okay whose been eating old spice?

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:36

vanisher

Macnult posted:

*sniffing* okay whose been eating old spice?

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# ? Apr 21, 2017 06:41

Guillermus

Farting is a natural thing, like eating chili with beans and farting while watching netflix

# ? Apr 21, 2017 06:59

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1GsA3KiPYk

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 19:29

little munchkin

Farting in public - hilarious video

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# ? Apr 21, 2017 21:14

Fuck My Ass

little munchkin posted:

Farting in public - hilarious video

bam margera beating up his dad.wav lol......

Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 21:34

FutonForensic

Macnult posted:

*sniffing* okay whose been eating old spice?

lmbo

# ? Apr 21, 2017 21:36

alnilam

Macnult posted:

*sniffing* okay whose been eating old spice?

# ? Apr 21, 2017 22:07

alnilam

james bond notices the room is filling with poison gas and looks around in a panic for a solution

He hears the muffled voice of his partner CoG: "it's cool, i got this" she says, holding her shirt over her nose

# ? Apr 21, 2017 22:09

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i always cover my shirt in urine in case of tear gas

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# ? Apr 21, 2017 23:08

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

pulling my arms into my shirt because it's cold RN

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# ? Apr 21, 2017 23:53

Scaly Haylie

actually wouldn't your diet affect your sweat composition

# ? Apr 22, 2017 09:06

google THIS

Macnult posted:

*sniffing* okay whose been eating old spice?

# ? Apr 22, 2017 17:18

google THIS

little munchkin posted:

Farting in public - hilarious video

we may never know how this haiku was supposed to end

# ? Apr 22, 2017 17:20

Scaly Haylie

google THIS posted:

we may never know how this haiku was supposed to end

it's snowing on mt. fuji

# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:10

CatMotherMilfLover: by Fluffdaddy

My dogs farts mart like poop and cause me to do this, ftw.

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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:58

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Counter with a cigarette

# ? Apr 30, 2017 07:27

SniperWoreConverse

i'm laid off now, boss told the new guy to cover his face with his shirt when he was spraying, and the dumbass believed him. Plant's gonna be down for a while. Guess the kid got serious nerve damage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Apr 30, 2017 19:59

N. Senada: My kidneys are busted

People in the slums of the Mars base from Total Recall are all passing out from oxygen deprivation.

Wade starts the reactor as violent farts shake the red planet.

People start breathing again in the slums but awkwardly look at each other and pull up their shirts as an eggy odor dominates the smellscape.

Kuato gets mad as his brother/host lifts up the t-shirt to filter the smell: "Hey Buddy, I was using that!"

:ghost: Happy halloween :ghost:

# ? May 1, 2017 12:38

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

gif of the person farting being recorded in infrared

# ? May 4, 2017 20:06

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

# ? May 4, 2017 20:08

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

lmbo calrissian posted:

# ? May 4, 2017 21:36

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:46

Impkins Patootie

lmbo calrissian posted:

i f*cking

(farting) science

# ? May 5, 2017 00:27

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