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d0grent

what should i do?

# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:53

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:58

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i've never been to boston, but even i know you can't visit boston without seeing some of the famous sights.

# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:01

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I suggest checking out some of the things to do in Boston, there are a lot and some of them are great.

# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:15

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and as long as you're in boston, you're in spitting distance of some of the attractions in the surrounding boston area.

# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:32

d0grent

update: I am in an asian food market buying melon soda and next I will eat ramen in the restaurant next door.

# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:39

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

make sure to pick up some clam chowdha

I know after the ramen that seems like a lot of soup but really it's the best place to get clam chowder

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# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:50

Sing Along: by Athanatos

you're going to want to get a raincoat and a bag of peanuts. go to the boston public garden, put on the raincoat, assume a squatting position, and begin shelling and tossing peanuts to the pigeons. in a small amount of time you'll have amassed a significant number of pigeons. now, start to lure them onto your non-dominant hand. the other hand continues cracking peanuts and tossing them into your free palm, which has a good four or five pigeons hanging onto it. at this point, you can begin sprinkling peanut bits up your arms. if you do this carefully, you can manage to completely cover yourself in pigeons

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# ? Apr 22, 2017 22:38

d0grent

Socks4Hands posted:

you're going to want to get a raincoat and a bag of peanuts. go to the boston public garden, put on the raincoat, assume a squatting position, and begin shelling and tossing peanuts to the pigeons. in a small amount of time you'll have amassed a significant number of pigeons. now, start to lure them onto your non-dominant hand. the other hand continues cracking peanuts and tossing them into your free palm, which has a good four or five pigeons hanging onto it. at this point, you can begin sprinkling peanut bits up your arms. if you do this carefully, you can manage to completely cover yourself in pigeons

I attempted this and only got about 6 pigeons in before the cops showed up and took me to a place where they are offering free lodging for the night. Good tip!

# ? Apr 22, 2017 22:47

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# ? Apr 22, 2017 22:57

cda: by Hand Knit

Boston is a city with a history, I think, probably. If you go to a historical landmark, you can learn about the history and you will also know where you are so you can phone someone to come get you. For instance, if you were at the Olde Ice Creame Factory, where the murders took place, you could call your grandma and say "Hey Grandma, come pick me up, I'm at the Olde Ice Creame Factory, which is where [reading plaque] on November 19th, 1907, Phileas Ainhauser went on America's first recorded workplace rampage, murdering seven and injuring another eight. Please bring a snack, I am very hungry."

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# ? Apr 22, 2017 23:54