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slowm

live slow, die whenevs
The echoes of the human experience reverberate through the universal hallways of time and space. Pause for a moment to consider what historical exchanges and interactions of the butt have shaped your own unique perspective and share them here. I cannot begin any conversation without first expressing my particular appreciation of he Napooleonic Wars and the Battle of Waterpoo. Without such bravery we would all be making GBS threads in outhouses and driving down streets without boulevards :barf: . This should not be confused with the Battle of Tours (Battle of Pootiers) which thwarted Arab attempts to remove toilets from Western Europe. Please tell us what is your "Fart Heard Round The World"?

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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
there were probably hella bowel movements during every genocide and mass murder ever. i made myself sad

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Plebian Parasite

It is well known in the Eastern Religions that the Buddha is able to subsist on a meager diet of rice and the dew of lotus petals, what is not as well known however, is the Buddha's ability to tear gargantuan beefers all the time despite his paltry nutritional intake.

Indeed, Siddharta's predilection for ripping steaming hot scorchers on a near constant basis is perfectly captured in this rather off-color variation of a well known koan told by Zen Master Dōgen:

quote:

A monk asked Joshu, a Chinese Zen master: 'Has a dog Buddha-nature or not?'

Joshu answered: 'Depends... Does the dog blast fuckin rear end day in and day out?'

SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

The Stalin's fart that was overheard, thought only to be myth

The Dregs

MY TREEEEEEEE!
The worlds oldest joke is a fart joke.

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The oldest recorded joke—a lowbrow Sumerian quip stating "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap"—dates back to 1900 BC, barely eking out a pharaoh wisecrack from Ancient Egypt by a solid three centuries.

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A stout, smiling John Bull directs a blast from his rear-end toward a poster of King George III tacked to a wall. The image of the king looks suprised. On the left, the head of William Pitt exclaims, "That is Treason Johnny".

Goons Are Gifts

During every point in history humanity generally knew that it is generally important to laugh about sounds that come out of your center.


alnilam

King of the Beach posted:



A stout, smiling John Bull directs a blast from his rear-end toward a poster of King George III tacked to a wall. The image of the king looks suprised. On the left, the head of William Pitt exclaims, "That is Treason Johnny".

I never knew that was supposed to be William Pitt to the left!

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the best farts came from best korea

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Yobgoblin posted:

the best farts came from best korea

ughhh kimchi...brody dude

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