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I started giving names to the various poses i find myself in most often while showering Crumpled Spider is my main jam 
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did the people in star trek get to enjoy their showers or were sonic showers just like stepping into a decompression chamber I would hate an instant shower, there's so much more to enjoy than just cleaning |
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May 2, 2017 22:24
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Ominous Jazz posted:there's so much more to enjoy than just cleaning it's my weenus and i'll wash it as fast as i want to ---------------- |
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May 2, 2017 22:56
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May 2, 2017 23:05
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i really should get a strobe lite in here and turn off the lites...hmmmmm
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May 3, 2017 00:48
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Why does it smell worse when I fart in the shower? |
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May 3, 2017 06:12
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Why does it smell worse when I fart in the shower? loving million dollar question baby I bet there's all kinds of science involved |
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May 3, 2017 07:03
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Only posting thoughts from the shower? Okay. Wait why did I bring my computer into the shower with me oh nooooooooo salkjriq2u4jdklaf;mvg
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May 3, 2017 07:36
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Twenty Four posted:salkjriq2u4jdklaf.mpeg i wonder what thats about
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May 3, 2017 07:47
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Why does it smell worse when I fart in the shower? probably the heat |
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May 3, 2017 18:06
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Farg posted:drat I'm thirsty, which is ironic here u ever get that thirsty shower feel early in the morn when ur still sleepy and u just turn and drink from the showerhead without thinkin then ur like "dang why did i do that, that water is too warmed up to refresh me, poo poo" what im saying is this happened to me this mornign, in the shower |
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May 3, 2017 20:07
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Gonna compare this bottle of shampoo to my dick Note to self: buy travel sized for more self esteem |
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May 3, 2017 20:09
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so many ants they can't stop, won't stop they are simply antabulous crouched in tub clutching my yellowed feet, drunk on liquid courage, i turn on the tap ants pour out ---------------- |
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May 4, 2017 00:09
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Utz posted:so many ants ant flesh for the drain god you have done well
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May 4, 2017 00:32
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oh my god why did i smoke that joint i've been in here 40 minutes
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May 4, 2017 00:49
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you see, eet eez only un douche d'fourmis the ants are coming from inside the showerer simultaneously enormous beyond imagining and femtoscopic my landlord says i have to show him a video before he'll do anything but how can i video this i can barely viddy it ---------------- |
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May 4, 2017 01:54
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oh there's my dick again 
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May 4, 2017 02:15
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:then ur like "dang why did i do that, that water is too warmed up to refresh me, poo poo" do you not drink tea and/or coffee???????
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May 4, 2017 02:19
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Rushi posted:oh my god why did i smoke that joint i've been in here 40 minutes |
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May 4, 2017 02:21
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Cats look hilarious when wet. Like angry gremlins. Gremlings. |
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May 4, 2017 05:40
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Utz posted:you see, eet eez only un douche d'fourmis peter mayle gotcha covered fam A Year In Provence posted:I arrived at the house to find a small conference taking place around the electricity meter which was hidden behind some trees in the back garden. The man from Electricité de France had opened the meter to read it, and had discovered that a colony of ants had made a nest. The figures were obscured. It was impossible to establish our consumption of electricity. The ants must be removed. My wife and the man from the EDF had been joined by Menicucci, whom we now suspected of living in the boiler room, and who liked nothing better than to advise us on any domestic problem that might arise. a light but pretty entertaining read if you have not ever readed it
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