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precision

by VideoGames
you left your phone a my house. i called your work but they said you're off all week. i'll bring it by the practice space and lave it with jeffrey

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hey smilin strange
you're lookin happily deranged
could you settle to shoot me?
or have you picked your target yet?

hey sandy

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


hey uh did you leave my phone with jeffrey because he said you didn't and jennifer said that bradley might've had it so i went to his house but he wasn't home and his mom said kyle saw him going to the 7-eleven with ruby and did you know she's dating jennifer's brother ted now?!

anyway uh if you have my phone i need it okay, i gotta call in sick to work tomorrow.


alnilam

i wish that i had jessie's phone
ohhh i wish that i had jessie's phone
where can i find a nexus like that

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alnilam posted:

i wish that i had jessie's phone
ohhh i wish that i had jessie's phone
where can i find a nexus like that


byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
i didnt see nobody come by askin about no phone

maybe she was due for an upgrade :shrug:

myDad

ce n'est pas ma mère
hey jessica don't get mad
i took a lone phone and checked the owner
remember to pick it up from your work
then you can start to make phone calls

hey jessica don't be afraid
you were made to go out & forget it
the minute you left it under my couch
then you begin to make phone calls


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Twenty Four


Hey Joe, where you going with that phone in your hand?
Hey Joe, I say where you going with that phone in your hand?

I'm goin to call my old lady,
You know I caught her snapchatting another man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXwMrBb2x1Q

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precision

by VideoGames

i prefer the original tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buyIDQG0Ig0

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Twenty Four


The Allman brothers were great, and if Duane hadn't died, well, could have been more great.

Also UK Top Gear best Top Gear. With Jeremy, James, and Richard, of course. Everything aside its the funniest!

precision posted:

i prefer the original tbqh

What? lol

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Twenty Four posted:

The Allman brothers were great, and if Duane hadn't died, well, could have been more great.

Also UK Top Gear best Top Gear. With Jeremy, James, and Richard, of course. Everything aside its the funniest!


What? lol

:hai: :hai:

she's so precious with the peer pressure
Couldn't afford a phone so she named her daughter Anexus

Starshark
Now I've got 'Jessica' going through my head.

Jessica wake up
Jessica wake up

Robot Made of Meat

We've worked up a bill for decontaminating the well, and will be submitting it to you for prompt payment.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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Sensual Simian

summer jorts
this is so beautiful and so sad at the same time and I'm crying but I don't know why anyways I miss you

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