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Twenty Four posted:Fridgr - Someone drives to my house, goes to my fridge, and gets me a beer, because I don't want to get up. That's actually called Ubeer |
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I installed Ubeg so someone can ask my parents for money but the guy took the cash and is living in their spare room. |
# ? May 3, 2017 14:23 |
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DISRUPTION WARNING My app is called Gluber. I was at the hobby shop the other day looking for a gentleman's smelling glue and I was amazed to find there are literally 1000's of glue. When I asked the joker behind the counter which had the best buzz without a harsh comedown he started gibbering something about peach undertones and asking me what I'd be pairing it with. I don't need this bullshit; I'm a good man! I need a streamlined glue-to-bag experience and the market has agreed which has lead to the development of this app. You simply select your level of "feel good" (mine is JAZZD™) and let the app do the thinking (and the driving) for you! |
# ? May 3, 2017 15:19 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:DISRUPTION WARNING haha |
# ? May 3, 2017 16:25 |
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Uber but for... Uhh... Money? |
# ? May 3, 2017 17:56 |
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Flubber... like uber except it's a flying car with a hologram of robin williams that stares at you the whole time. the radio plays a constant stream of laughtracks.
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:18 |
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uhhber, so someone else uhhhhhhh can come up uuuhhhh hmmmm with uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:52 |
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Chewber: For when you've over-cooked some meat and you need a guy to chew it up and regurgitate it into your mouth like a baby bird |
# ? May 3, 2017 19:35 |
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Meeksha posted:Flubber... like uber except it's a flying car with a hologram of robin williams that stares at you the whole time. the radio plays a constant stream of laughtracks. id buy this |
# ? May 3, 2017 20:05 |
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Undr: You take a picture with your phone camera and submit a request that says "I need Undr there!" After a few moments, an agent messages you, asking "You need Undr where?" Then you snicker and cancel the request. |
# ? May 3, 2017 22:39 |
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Ubeard, although that's really just for HotSoapyBeard.
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# ? May 3, 2017 22:50 |
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burgr though many find the name misleading. Many users expected to be greeted at their door by someone with a juicy, delicious burger.. but they had actually ordered a service that burglarizes them. Though not what most people thought they were ordering, the app got great reviews overall.
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# ? May 5, 2017 13:20 |
Meeksha posted:burgr though many find the name misleading. Many users expected to be greeted at their door by someone with a juicy, delicious burger.. but they had actually ordered a service that burglarizes them. Though not what most people thought they were ordering, the app got great reviews overall. i woul dl leave out a bunch of trash painted gold and hope they'd take my trash out for me ---------------- |
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# ? May 5, 2017 13:37 |
"solid gold empty kitty litter box. score!" - the burglar
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# ? May 5, 2017 13:37 |
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cda posted:i woul dl leave out a bunch of trash painted gold and hope they'd take my trash out for me You'll need Gildr for that.
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# ? May 5, 2017 17:12 |
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nurglr - hook up with other cultists nearby |
# ? May 5, 2017 22:41 |
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Part of the social elite? Part of the 1%? Do you eat lesser humans on regular basis? Need a driver? Welcome to Luber, it's like Uber but for lizards. |
# ? May 6, 2017 18:11 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:09 |
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Qubr - we ask the REAL questions so you don't have to! We'll present you with a full blown existential crisis in 2-4 business days.
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# ? May 7, 2017 17:42 |