i eat ANYTHING that stays still

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LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

i eat ANYTHING that stays still

# ? May 6, 2017 03:34

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 06:17

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

Still waters run deep

# ? May 6, 2017 03:36

LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

JackBadass posted:

Still waters run deep

gotta pee bad

# ? May 6, 2017 03:38

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

gotta pee bad

Bad company 'till the day I die.

# ? May 6, 2017 04:14

Dads Dip Cup

*running past bus stop sweating profusely and out of breath* run, you fools! do you have a death wish!?

# ? May 6, 2017 09:19

Dads Dip Cup

*driving through stop sign at busy intersection* "yeah more like stop and get eaten! :rolleyes:

" *gets instantly t-boned by a minivan*

# ? May 6, 2017 09:22

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Dads Dip Cup posted:

*driving through stop sign at busy intersection* "yeah more like stop and get eaten! " *gets instantly t-boned by a minivan*

Looks up briefly and sees the accident out of the window while sitting in a diner booth, continues eating T-bone steak

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# ? May 6, 2017 12:59

LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

Dads Dip Cup posted:

*running past bus stop sweating profusely and out of breath* run, you fools! do you have a death wish!?

the next speed movie involves a man that threatens to eat the the entire bus and everyone in it if the speed reaches 0 mph

# ? May 6, 2017 14:59

Moose_Knuck

Splatmaster posted:

Looks up briefly and sees the accident out of the window while sitting in a diner booth, continues eating T-bone steak

Relishes the irony of a sitting man soon becoming a human steak.

# ? May 6, 2017 19:05

cda: by Hand Knit

I'm going to eat

# ? May 6, 2017 19:13

cda: by Hand Knit

If it's not tied down I'm going to eat it

# ? May 6, 2017 19:13

Petr

bad news friend, my dick is taking meditation classes

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# ? May 6, 2017 19:13

cda: by Hand Knit

You better rivet it to the deck of an aircraft carrier, if you want to save it for lunch, because otherwise, I'm going to eat it

# ? May 6, 2017 19:16

cda: by Hand Knit

Me: tying on my bib, for eating
You: frantically hot gluing donuts to a steel beam

# ? May 6, 2017 19:16

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

cda posted:

You better rivet it to the deck of an aircraft carrier, if you want to save it for lunch, because otherwise, I'm going to eat it

cda posted:

Me: tying on my bib, for eating
You: frantically hot gluing donuts to a steel beam

Does donuts in the middle of the ocean in an aircraft carrier while eating glue

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# ? May 6, 2017 19:56

Scroon

cda posted:

Me: tying on my bib, for eating
You: frantically hot gluing donuts to a steel beam

Hey I remember reading this Missed Connection

# ? May 6, 2017 20:28

Petr

do u eat rivets

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# ? May 6, 2017 20:27

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men are my passion

I cannot eat a skateboard -abraham lincoln

# ? May 6, 2017 20:30

FutonForensic

don't stop posting or we all get swallowed

# ? May 6, 2017 20:52

cda: by Hand Knit

BYOB is going to be eaten on Tuesday

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# ? May 6, 2017 20:54

google THIS

*examines a rock, finds no moss on it, chucks it away in disgust*

# ? May 6, 2017 20:55

myDad: ce n'est pas ma m�re

google THIS posted:

*examines a rock, finds no moss on it, chucks it away in disgust*

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# ? May 6, 2017 22:30

Rigged Death Trap: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Breaking: Entire rock band was eaten except for drummer

# ? May 6, 2017 23:18

LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

man starved to death that claimed he can now only eat things that remain still, because even things that are though to be the most stationary are still
moving because the earth is rotating and revolving around the sun, and the sun is moving throughout the galaxy, and the galaxies are moving, and the universe is expanding faster than light and

# ? May 6, 2017 23:24

Robot Made of Meat

Nothing above absolute zero can truly be said not to stay still. You will starve, OP.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? May 7, 2017 00:21

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

Everyone in school said I am an absolute zero.

# ? May 7, 2017 02:01

Plebian Parasite

I eat anything that appears motionless given my relative perspective and inability to perceive the movement of individual molecules

# ? May 7, 2017 02:42

Plebian Parasite

I only eat things that remain still, in this way I am the opposite of a velociraptor, but in many other ways, I am not.

# ? May 7, 2017 02:44

Patware

i ate a moonshine still

shouldn't've

# ? May 7, 2017 05:46

joke_explainer

Plebian Parasite posted:

I eat anything that appears motionless given my relative perspective and inability to perceive the movement of individual molecules

So you eat the moon when you see it keeping pace with you while you drive along at night?

# ? May 7, 2017 07:07

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

joke_explainer posted:

So you eat the moon when you see it keeping pace with you while you drive along at night?

When the moon hots your eye like a big a-pizza pie.

High on the hog, 90's style.

# ? May 7, 2017 07:16

Twenty Four

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

the next speed movie involves a man that threatens to eat the the entire bus and everyone in it if the speed reaches 0 mph

I'm the one person out at the back of the bus pushing it as hard as I can getting it up to like 1mph while everyone else just sits inside and goes "meh, eat me"

# ? May 7, 2017 16:41

Scroon

I eat anything that remains chill

BYOB you have been warned

# ? May 7, 2017 16:53

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 06:17

Plebian Parasite

joke_explainer posted:

So you eat the moon when you see it keeping pace with you while you drive along at night?

I plan to, once this cycle draws to a close and brings about the fated ragnarok.

# ? May 7, 2017 18:13

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