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Sensual Simian

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what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger

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phallocentriloquist posted:

what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger

what's funny about this, is that it is actually a misquotation. The actual saying is, "what doesn't kill you, only makes your herpes stronger"

TOOT BOOT

herpes sounds like some kind of fun activity if you've only heard the name and don't know the meaning

google THIS

TOOT BOOT posted:

herpes sounds like some kind of fun activity if you've only heard the name and don't know the meaning

Thursday nights are Herpes Night! Join us for drinks, laughs, and if course, herpes! No cover!

Scaly Haylie

joke_explainer posted:

what's funny about this, is that it is actually a misquotation. The actual saying is, "what doesn't kill you, only makes your herpes stronger"

poopzilla

TOOT BOOT posted:

herpes sounds like some kind of fun activity if you've only heard the name and don't know the meaning

it really is

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google THIS posted:

Thursday nights are Herpes Night! Join us for drinks, laughs, and if course, herpes! No cover!

half priced herps

Scaly Haylie

hispes

Sensual Simian

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His and Herpes: Gender, Consumption and the Forever Gift

TOOT BOOT

Having a herpes party and you're all invited! :)

Sensual Simian

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I will bring beer and pretzels and a highly infectious (friendly!) virus

Doctor Dogballs

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if you somehow havent caught any kind of mouth herpes by now, then what the gently caress. everyone has that poo poo. good job joining the normies.

just dont suck your own dick when you have a sore. It will make itself right at home on yer bell end.

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Chancre, I hardly know her!

Also:

google THIS posted:

scattered, smothered, covered, and blistered

Welcome to Waffle House Herpe House!

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google THIS

Splatmaster posted:

Welcome to Waffle House Herpe House!

is there a difference? :iamafag:

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
No

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

you can get herpes of the mouth, the junk, the eye, the skin, and the brain.

who the gently caress is rubbing their brain on herpes?

Impkins Patootie





Darkman Fanpage posted:

who the gently caress is rubbing their brain on herpes?

uh...sexhavers??

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Darkman Fanpage posted:

who the gently caress is rubbing their brain on herpes?

you mean you've never?

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