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54 40 or gently caress posted:Lol@. The diaper genie thing. The crunchy wtf moment I had was learning about "elimination communication". I learned about that in sociology or something. I was shocked to discover people in places like the US had time and inclination to try that poo poo. Pretty much all the clothing my kid has owned has been secondhand. A very nice lady with a kid exactly two sizes ahead of him helped until he was 3, but we knew her because she worked with kiddo's (paternal) grandma, and that dick company fired her and hired someone who would so the same thing for half the pay. Boomers gently caress each other over all the time, which makes the wholly sincere "MILLENNIALS ARE SCUM  " poo poo even funnier.Secondhand shops since then. Now he wants to help pick, which, NBD, but I'm waiting for "I want Air Jordans" or whatever. He already asked me for a fidget spinner.
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:He already asked me for a fidget spinner. Sorry mate. Leave him out in the woods and try again.
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Jun 2, 2017 05:56
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If we did that to every kid who wanted something a classmate had, we'd have like four children per 10000 adults
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Jun 2, 2017 06:21
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:If we did that to every kid who wanted something a classmate had, we'd have like four children per 10000 adults Guys! Just found a solution to every world problem!
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Jun 2, 2017 06:58
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Be careful what you wish for. One day, the feral forest people will come out of the trees and conquer us all.
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Jun 2, 2017 07:27
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Space Taxi posted:Be careful what you wish for. One day, the feral forest people will come out of the trees and conquer us all. Then Mother Nature will rule with her children and all will be well
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Jun 2, 2017 13:31
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Then Mother Nature will rule with her children and all will be well And somehow you'll still be unable to figure out how to get that drat baby sling to work 
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Jun 2, 2017 13:38
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actionjackson posted:I have a cousin who does this for a living. It's kind of awkward not being able to tell her it's dumb. But it lets her work and live wherever she wants in the world. does she buy into that poo poo wholeheartedly or does she see it as more of a 'eh its a living'? I mean I'd start a loving mommy blog if I could make money out of it. I'd use the lady in my avatar as my stern matronly facade, I wonder how many people would catch up on that.
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Jun 2, 2017 14:46
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Then Mother Nature will rule with her children and all will be well One kid will carve a fidget spinner out of oak and civilisation will be hosed all over again.
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Motherfucker posted:does she buy into that poo poo wholeheartedly or does she see it as more of a 'eh its a living'? I mean I'd start a loving mommy blog if I could make money out of it. you could also use your forums name
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Panfilo posted:And somehow you'll still be unable to figure out how to get that drat baby sling to work I will wear this baby if it's the last thing I do
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ProperCoochie posted:I hear that compared to previous generations, Millennials are slightly less likely to march into whatever foreign nation their government says to and wildly fire into a crowded marketplace. The same millennials also be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXBDkevx5lM&t=97s
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I will wear this baby if it's the last thing I do It shuts them up, keep at it. It shut mine up, at least
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Jun 2, 2017 16:31
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*Believes that raising a child is in any way rewarding or worthwhile.*
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I will wear this baby if it's the last thing I do You are going to need to wear a couple if you plan to go out in public though.
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Also due to video-game murder programming millenials have the least empathy of any generation, so even as a non-joke this post doesn't make any sense This is true, I don't give a gently caress when Kremlings die.
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Wtf is 'elimination communication"
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Ceciltron posted:Wtf is 'elimination communication" Im a better mommy than you because I know* exactly when my baby is going to poop or pee and dont make them wear diapers. *I have no goddamn clue
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It's where parents use timing, behaviorial cues, and supposedly intuition to know when their baby is about to move bladder or bowel, and therefore parents are able to hold them out the window or put them on the toilet or over the town hole or whatever. It makes sense in a literal village with no plumbing (and warm weather), not much that can be used as diapers, and an easy way to keep the kid relatively clean. It does not make sense in a Manhattan apartment. Or anywhere else where diapers are for sale.nearby.
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How much of a degenerate gambling addict do you have to be to roll the dice on whether your kid shits all over your $2000 couch.
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The claim is that babies raised this way get toilet trained much faster/easier. Though I have no idea if that is true or not. I know that before a certain age kids can't even physically hold it so thinking you can train your ten month old to crawl into the human litter box in the laundry room to poop seems dubious.
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Panfilo posted:The claim is that babies raised this way get toilet trained much faster/easier. Though I have no idea if that is true or not. I know that before a certain age kids can't even physically hold it so thinking you can train your ten month old to crawl into the human litter box in the laundry room to poop seems dubious. They might be trained easier because the parents are extra intimate with the kid's "I'm gonna poop" face. That's on the parents, not the kid. Also, I attended a prekindergarten graduation today. Little caps and robes. Except for one kid, that one just wore the cap. (that one was mine) Edit: was his decision, not mine. He said he felt "too silly."
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My baby still wears diapers but it is sooo obvious when he's about to pee or poop, I don't think it was this way for my first kid though.
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Space Taxi posted:*Facebook goes down* *gets an Instagram account instead* #baby #babypic #babybeingbaby #babiesofinstagram #poopies #huggiesdiapers #mommy #supermommy #thisisgoingonmymommyblog
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"#growingupsofast #modelmaterial #youngfashionguru #destined4greatness    "
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the diaper genie is a piece of loving poo poo with proprietary bags and breaks all the time, i got some air tight metal bin that takes garbage bags for half the cost, loving hated the diaper genie
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LiterallyAnything posted:*Posts mundane picture of the baby making GBS threads or literally anything* raising a kid with your spouse in your own place is much harder than living in your mother's basement eating cheetos 
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Do it ironically posted:raising a kid with your spouse in your own place is much harder than living in your mother's basement eating cheetos Unfortunately for every social media loving parent out there, difficult does not equate to interesting. At least, not when that experience is something a majority of people will have.
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*kid wears $40 cloth diapers* *Has 5 drawers stuffed to the bin with collectible diaper prints that she trades like Pokemon cards* *Has a nervous breakdown when kid learns to potty train*
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:*kid wears $40 cloth diapers* Cloth diapers are actually a cheaper alternative to diapers that just go into a landfill and most services include the covers as well That being said we tried them but gently caress it's hard especially if you go out and they poo poo like you gotta put that in a ziploc bag and carry it in the diaper bag or whatever we just went back the regular earth killing diapers after the first four months
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Do it ironically posted:raising a kid with your spouse in your own place is much harder than living in your mother's basement eating cheetos I own my own house and live with my spouse, raising my daughter while I work from home. I only make ~65, but it's enough to afford our mortgage and car payments. I appreciate you admitting how much harder my life is compared to you, although I have to be honest and say we're rather happy and well-off.  Do it ironically posted:*Posts mundane picture of the baby making GBS threads* The best part is, judging by your reaction post, you're that person. Do it ironically posted:Cloth diapers are actually a cheaper alternative to diapers that just go into a landfill and most services include the covers as well I'm sorry you and yours couldn't afford a hand-bidet and bins made specifically for this purpose. What the gently caress is the point of cloth diapers if you're using a disposable plastic bag to take them out with? LiterallyAnything fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Jun 11, 2017 |
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