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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

isn't peance an evangelical weirdo? I bet israel war criming towards the end times is the best dick pill he's ever had

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Oct 9, 2001

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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

The best thing for the inside of a man is an enormous horse dong - Mike Pence, former Vice President

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.
Mike Pence gets kidnapped by Hamas but there are unrelated women in the group so he insists on keeping the door open.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



jeb! mike!

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

Weka posted:

I notice this is the only 5 rated thread on the front page. Why is that? The bestiality? CSPAM loves Mike Pence because he kept the chuds from doing a coup? A secret cabal of Hittite thread raters?

Domino meme that starts with Lauren Faust has an idea for an MLP reboot and ends with the guy from home alone attempting to self-coup himself

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Mike Pence has dropped out to spend more time with his family and his horses, who he fucks.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


It really speaks to how drat :sad: Pence is that no one is bumping this thread today but me.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Nichael posted:

It really speaks to how drat :sad: Pence is that no one is bumping this thread today but me.

I was unaware he was even running

Although I have tuned out most American politics because not only do I have no way to affect it, but its not even materially interesting because there is no struggle between opposing sides. Its just poorly choreographed theater starring the worst people on earth

Mike Pence servicing a horse was at least a human interest story

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


vice president hands

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
Mike pence hosed a horse lol

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

mags posted:

Mike pence hosed a horse lol

This is lying slander.

Mike Pence was hosed by a horse

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

it's both. pence was the meat in a horse sandwich

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Nix Panicus posted:

Mike Pence servicing a horse was at least an equine interest story

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
mike pence is getting the human centipede surgery to sew a horse dick into his rear end and mouth

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Al! posted:

mike pence is getting the human centipede surgery to sew a horse dick into his rear end and mouth

I can see how it would be difficult to run a presidential campaign while stuffed full of horse cock fore and aft. Good for him that hes prioritizing what makes him happy in life

E: seems a bit cruel to the horses though

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I just remembered Mike Pence's vampire daughter

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

mike pence hosed a whore.

the fellas at the equine club got tired of him always smelling like horse spunk so they took him down to the brothel

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

slander! mike pence gets air-tighted by stallions he would never sleep with a woman of the evening

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Relevant Tangent posted:

slander! mike pence gets air-tighted by stallions he would never sleep with a woman of the evening

That’s sacrilegious

a man should not lie with an animal as a wife but in this case, pence is the wife so it’s completely fine

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

pence's concession for dropping out of the race

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



The Voice of Labor posted:

pence's concession for dropping out of the race



Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Neigh means neigh, Mr. Pence

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

That's disrespectful, you should never force a horse to partake in religious observance

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Crying Pence, down on his knees before the cross. His handsome horse, mounting him from behind, indifferent to the cross

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

The Voice of Labor posted:

pence's concession for dropping out of the race


Dude I can't believe you just doxxed a guy's porn stash like that

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Remember when Vice President Pence said he fucks horses?

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Nichael posted:

Remember when Vice President Pence said he fucks horses?

:hmmyes: I do.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

First bump of the new year. Once he's officially not Trump's VP will anyone remember him and his insatiable lust for horse dick? Neigh

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://x.com/notbenfish/status/1753559514123575690?s=46

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

heard dudley doright is getting a remake and that mike pence has been cast in the role of nell

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
i didnt remember that mike pence hosed a horse but i did remember that he had a pet rabbit named marlon bundo and that mike pence was the greatest animal abuser the oval office had ever seen because marlon bundos nails had grown too long

this is admittedly only funny because joe bidens ludicrously inappropriate for white house life breed of dogs have just declared war on the secret service biting them constantly and the fact that were all just supposed to ignore that this was an obviously terrible decision that the bidens refuse to fix is an alarmingly prescient metaphor for this entire administration

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


He liked to gently caress horses and lose elections.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



Lol

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Oct 9, 2001

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