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Darkman Fanpage
got a beef with a fellow yobber? bring it to the cage. let them know how you really feel.

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Scroon

I've got beefs for everyone. Tenderloin? Porterhouse? Strip streak? I gotchu covered yobbers.

George Kansas

preface all my posts with this
I love beef

cda

by Hand Knit
Darkman Fanpage needs to be taken down a peg

Rigged Death Trap

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Ive been feeling blue
A little undercooked really

cda

by Hand Knit
I looked up "Darkman Fanpage" in the dictionary and he wasn't in there because he's insignificant.

Scroon

The man in the shop was cleaning as I came in.

"Come in," he beckoned, as I peered cautiously into the store. Walls of weapons, gleaming sharp. Cases and shelves and racks with every instrument ever designed to kill. I had coin in my pocket and vengeance in my heart.

"I can find the weapon you need, perfectly matched to your target. Who is your foe?"

"Darkman fanpage," I whisper through clenched teeth.

He laughs, and picks up the feather duster he had been using when I entered.

"This is all the weapon you need for a man such as this."

Robot Made of Meat

Scroon posted:

I've got beefs for everyone. Tenderloin? Porterhouse? Strip streak? I gotchu covered yobbers.




Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Macnult

goes great with a side of ruckus

joke_explainer


Scroon posted:

The man in the shop was cleaning as I came in.

"Come in," he beckoned, as I peered cautiously into the store. Walls of weapons, gleaming sharp. Cases and shelves and racks with every instrument ever designed to kill. I had coin in my pocket and vengeance in my heart.

"I can find the weapon you need, perfectly matched to your target. Who is your foe?"

"Darkman fanpage," I whisper through clenched teeth.

He laughs, and picks up the feather duster he had been using when I entered.

"This is all the weapon you need for a man such as this."

how appropriate, you fight like a cow

Sensual Simian

summer jorts
sorry op I'm vegan :smuggo:

Macnult

joke_explainer posted:

how appropriate, you fight like a cow

cda

by Hand Knit
that's the one that everyone remembers. the cow one.

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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Can we have a ground turkey? I need to eat healthy nowadays. Heart disease in the family and all that.

High on the hog, 90's style.

Scroon

cda posted:

that's the one that everyone remembers. the cow one.

Yeah, well first you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

God those really are the only two I remember

joke_explainer


cda posted:

that's the one that everyone remembers. the cow one.

well I did it because "beef thread" and fighting with a feather duster. I apologize. I remember the line before it, 'You'll wear my sword like a shiskebab!'? And of course the cow one is 'You fight like a dairy farmer.', a really weird insult - dairy farmers are probably pretty strong having to wrangle cows all day... I do remember quite a few though:

I received this scar in a mighty struggle! I hope you learned to stop picking your nose.

There are no words for how disgusting you are. Yes there are, you just haven't learned them yet.

Men flee at first sight of me! Even before they smell your breath?

This is the end for you, you insolent cur! And I've got a TIP for you, get the POINT?

Are you even out of a diapers yet? Why, did you want to borrow one?

There's that janitor one... and the ape family reunion one. I would remember them better if I played the game. I bet I could still ace the swordfights.

Snowy

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



i squash beef

choose to defuse

Beefstew

I told you that story so I could tell you this one...

Thanks

Impkins Patootie







:whatup:

SurfinArbiter

Y
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heh

yum

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
What about chicken, otherwise known as "feathered beef"?

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7K9SycELA

Plebian Parasite

does anyone have beef with me?

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
self-loathing meat loaf simmering in it's own hate juices

Plebian Parasite posted:

does anyone have beef with me?

I'll have a roast beef sandwich with you, sure. You down with the open-style or traditional? We could do a pit beef BBQ too, whichev.

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Plebian Parasite

traditional with horseradish. It kinda ruins the taste of the beef i realize but my sinuses like it.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
excellent choice, I love me some horseradish although I never have figured out exactly what part of the horse it's from

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Petr
Whre's the b- oh, I found it.

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Piso Mojado

Plebian Parasite posted:

does anyone have beef with me?

oh yeah

first off, gently caress yo bitch and the clique you claim


unpleasantly turgid

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

cda posted:

I looked up "Darkman Fanpage" in the dictionary and he wasn't in there because he's insignificant.

now THIS is fire

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PHANTOM QUEEN


Piso Mojado posted:

oh yeah

first off, gently caress yo bitch and the clique you claim

uh excuse me piso, i got beef with you

fuk 2 u also heck off :colbert:


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