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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Proper "wet pass" technique?
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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

 Anyone else turn the bidet pressure up so it becomes an enema? No, just me, then?

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Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Amarcarts posted:

By baby wipes do you mean the ones that are labeled as "flushable"?

If they're really loving up the plumbing those companies need to be taken to task for that marketing because that's some bullshit to label something flushable

Even the ones that say flushable aren't very degradable.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
 Yo my homies just take a poo poo before your morning shower and another before your evening shower. Hey presto: no more shitass or need for wet wiping.

While it is tempting to save your shits for work and poop on the company's dime, i think the benefits of homepooping just before a shower cannot be outweighex.

Don't forget to clean right up inside the bhole with your finger while in the shower. Maybe massage your prostate and have a quick wank while you're there. :cheers:

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