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You know this whole 'indoors' thing is just a fad right? once people realize how much of a hassle it is to open a door every time you need to walk out to the berry patch people are going to go right back to the treetops. |
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One of my favorite things to do as I wind down from a good day of aimless wandering is peel off big sloughing pieces of my skin, and if the sun and wind is blocked for most of the day how am I supposed to get chapped enough to do that?
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May 15, 2017 20:08
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We don't even know the possible side effects of exposure to so called "fire". Did you know that the adverage fire contains sticks? The same exact sticks that killed Kevin last week after he ate them?! Needless to say, I will not be exposing my children to fire; it's tried and true feces covered animal skins for this family, thank you very much! |
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May 15, 2017 20:12
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I noticed that people have taken to rinsing off the caked on piss and mud they've accumulated throughout the day instead of just sleeping in it. Its just more elitist nonsense handed down from the priest-king and his harem of sorceress-wives. When will people learn not to be taken in by appearances and just get back to loving the muck we constantly slave in.
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May 15, 2017 20:20
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I remember the laughter, the jeers, the sheer look of joy on my tormentor's faces as they mocked me for washing my hands before eating all the mud pies
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May 15, 2017 20:30
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Open your eyes! The world is SPHERICAL!! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! |
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May 15, 2017 20:48
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I was down at the zigguraut, trading in some yak bone handaxes for a skin full of bulgur when i looked up to see the latest tablet headlines. APPARENTLY Marduk is on another tear and is demanding more goat sacrifices or he's gonna spaz out and curse the quinoa again. And I just thought to myself, how nice would it be to go one day, one FREAKING day without hearing about some god or other breaking down in public and cursing our children for multiple generations. Wise up people, the more you venerate half man half animal dieties like these, the more veneration they're just gonna want.
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May 15, 2017 20:59
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Before they found out a good treament for TB, outdoors was how it was treated. They even had outdoor schools for children.
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May 15, 2017 21:54
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Sure, you got your Humanists, spouting out all that stuff about how "we're responsible for our own destiny!" and "we can be the change we want to see!". The most interesting Humanist of all though is the Realtor, because let me tell you, if anyone is sold on shelter it's THEM guys!
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May 15, 2017 21:57
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I know the death count in R&D on this is appallingly high, but I really think bear milk is how we're gonna get our calcium as a society long-term |
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May 15, 2017 22:25
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I'm starting to think that the turtle we all agreed to worship is actually like 3 or 4 different turtles. |
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May 15, 2017 23:43
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Shelter schmelter. People get tricked into thinking they need what's basically a stationary umbrella, and yet they find themselves buying a regular umbrella too. Not like you can use the regular umbrella inside either unless you wanna be cursed for eternity. |
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May 15, 2017 23:44
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a couple of metal bits with faces on them aren't worth TWO WHOLE QUAILS! DONT YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HOW THE ECONOMY WORKS, THE DRACHMA IS FIAT BARTER
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May 15, 2017 23:51
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I find nature walks so relaxing that I've chosen it as my profession and lifestyle. Do what you love and the money will come. |
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May 15, 2017 23:51
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Make America Cold and Wet Again
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May 15, 2017 23:52
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Me: I'm telling you, Charlene, having your kid sleep indoors was the biggest mistake you ever made. He clearly has autism. I mean, is he even aware of the world around him? Just look at him, lying stock still. Charlene: That's because he's not shivering in his sleep. Me: That's what they want you to think! |
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May 16, 2017 00:41
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I prefer to look at it like all the windows are open and the convertible top's down but that's just me
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May 16, 2017 00:46
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Closing yourself off from the world around you isn't healthy Sam, look at this, look at what you're doing, as I speak you're building a wall between us. You're gonna have to come out of your house sooner or later, Sam, you're gonna have to come out of your little walled world and engage with reality, Sam.
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May 16, 2017 02:06
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I'm on board if it means we can get rid of clothes too. And public urination laws. ---------------- |
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May 16, 2017 02:49
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I can pee on my begonias like God intended and mrs. castwell from the home-owner's association can't do a drat THING ABOUT IT
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May 16, 2017 02:53
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Mick Jagger, then: gimme shelter Mick Jagger, now: please... i beg you.... no more shelters
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Jimi Hendrix, then: puts taps into national anthem Jimi Hendrix, now: o no I'm dead ---------------- |
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May 16, 2017 05:19
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My dog keeps telling me about this 'Outside World'. All the fun things to see and chase. Then I remind her that she was wrong about being able to drive a car too. She'll never drive me to the store again.
Everyone is capable of violence. The important distinction we must make is, are you homicidal or suicidal? |
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May 16, 2017 05:30
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I will give them shelter like you've done for me
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May 16, 2017 05:56
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FutonForensic posted:Mick Jagger, then: gimme shelter
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May 16, 2017 13:37
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*installs door bell on nearby birch tree* *RRRRRRrrRR* Hello, I'm selling these fine shelters. |
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May 16, 2017 14:12
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Maslow and his stupid hierarchy of needs. I don't even really need food! I can go a few hours if I want Maslow: But, but... you NEED shelter! Me: Nope. I'm just fine thanks Maslow: What about security? You NEED that! Me: You're the only threat to my security, man. Maslow: How can you possibly feel safe without shelter? Me: I don't take material things as seriously as you. You're pretty uptight, you know that? Maslow: Do you even know who I am? Me: A needs-centric enabler from the sound of it Maslow (showing pyramid graph illustrating hierarchy of needs): Look! See? It's all right here! Me: **walks away bored** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 16, 2017 14:30
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it's really more like maslow's hierarchy of affectations.
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May 16, 2017 14:32
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We don't need bomb shelters either I bet those silly missiles will just get caught on trees or something |
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May 16, 2017 14:33
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NATO command: Code red! Code red! We got nuclear missiles in the air! The President of the United States of America: Open all the bomb shelters! *All the missiles fly into the bomb shelters* The President of the United States of America: Now, close the the bomb shelters! The Secretary of the President of the United States of America: That was some quick thinking Mr. President. *They kiss* Fredrik1 fucked around with this message at 16:22 on May 16, 2017 |
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May 16, 2017 14:45
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people have been posting outside for years
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May 16, 2017 19:45
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does a grubby pile of newspapers and other debris count as shelter or not, I think I might have this thing licked |
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i think shelter is good, op
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