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I don't think women are scary, I'm just scared of them.
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green chicken feet posted:I hate to break it to you, but there are electric jar openers now. Face it an electric can opener is the female equivalent of a real doll.
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May 29, 2017 16:38
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morally adept posted:Face it an electric can opener is the female equivalent of a real doll. Uh-oh... I bought one of these for my grandpa. The electric jar opener, not the real doll. Sorry, Gramps  I was young and innocent.
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May 29, 2017 16:54
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green chicken feet posted:Uh-oh... Gramps gonna end up in a home real soon.
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May 29, 2017 20:01
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morally adept posted:Face it an electric can opener is the female equivalent of a real doll. There's no female equivalent of a real doll because women aren't anywhere near pathetic as men. Even the most pathetic, desperate, slovenly woman could never be as sad as the average man.
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May 29, 2017 20:43
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Also because they are skillful and artful in disguise and deceit. Years ago some barmaid took me back to her place. I'd been sitting at the bar watching her arse. It was a peach. And it was in a pair of skintight black ski pants. You know, the type with the zip up the back? Anyway, back at her place, both kind of drunk and she gets on to her bed. She's on all fours, arse up and shoulders down. She looks back at me and slowly unzips the ski pants. Suddenly, there's a loud noise and her now unrestrained arse grows from a small neat package you pull the cord on like one of those inflatable emergency life rafts. It just kept getting bigger and wider and filling the whole room, even pushing me back up against the wall and almost suffocating me.
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May 29, 2017 21:26
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:There's no female equivalent of a real doll because women aren't anywhere near pathetic as men. Even the most pathetic, desperate, slovenly woman could never be as sad as the average man. 
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May 29, 2017 21:36
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Nic Cage dick cage posted:Also because they are skillful and artful in disguise and deceit. Please don't steal ideas from Zack Parsons
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May 29, 2017 21:38
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I havent seen that before. The time I'm talking about was around 1990 or thereabouts. But I'm sure it's not a unique phenomenon and I'm not the first to be trapped by it. 
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May 29, 2017 21:41
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Prude posted:i'd prefer not to the cooties are real my friend.
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May 29, 2017 21:46
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May 29, 2017 21:47
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:There's no female equivalent of a real doll because women aren't anywhere near pathetic as men. Even the most pathetic, desperate, slovenly woman could never be as sad as the average man. Yet they are still oppressed by the Patriarchy somehow.
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May 29, 2017 21:55
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:There's no female equivalent of a real doll because women aren't anywhere near pathetic as men. Even the most pathetic, desperate, slovenly woman could never be as sad as the average man. That's not true. The female equivalent to a real doll is a false rape claim or the ol fake pregnancy then miscarriage. Both will erode your loneliness and get you tons of attention!
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May 29, 2017 22:44
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Once upon a time, men lived in peace in perfect cities. Knowing that we shunned them, the First Woman built a vagina, knowing that Man would fall victim to her wiles
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May 29, 2017 22:47
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fruit on the bottom posted:Once upon a time, men lived in peace in perfect cities. Knowing that we shunned them, the First Woman built a vagina, knowing that Man would fall victim to her wiles And that woman... was Avshalom.
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May 29, 2017 22:48
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im gay
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May 29, 2017 22:49
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Pick posted:It's a legitimate question. What makes dudes think that women are something to be afraid of? What does a guy think a woman is going to do? I throw a weak-rear end punch. It's a tragedy. accuse us of rape, because we all know thats a fuckin epidemic sweeping the nation
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May 29, 2017 22:55
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Pick posted:Women are not afraid of horses but men are, it is super funny I trained horses my whole life. Broke in broncos, cart trained others. If you're not afraid of horses at least to some degree, you're retarded.
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