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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

tenspott posted:

Lol at all the losers who actually replied to this poo poo.

This may be kind of meta but...you replied too!

Oh poo poo.

So did I.

# ? May 30, 2017 00:16

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 15:59

Unload My Head: Oct 2, 2013

Pick posted:

Aww

Okay level with me before I answer all these questions, is this going into a spreadsheet?

# ? May 30, 2017 00:31

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Unload My Head posted:

Okay level with me before I answer all these questions, is this going into a spreadsheet?

Data collection! I called this in another thread too! I smell an unethical sociologist looking for an easy way to publish a book about male-ness!!!

# ? May 30, 2017 00:40

Jack Trades: Nov 30, 2010

Literally A Person posted:

Data collection! I called this in another thread too! I smell an unethical sociologist looking for an easy way to publish a book about male-ness!!!

Implying that Pick has an education.

# ? May 30, 2017 00:44

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Jack Trades posted:

Implying that Pick has an education.

Pop sociology requires extremely small amounts of that.

# ? May 30, 2017 00:46

Bobcats: Aug 5, 2004; Oh

I have vitiligo and the old hog leg looks like khakis ruined by a bleach spill.

PM for pics

# ? May 30, 2017 00:48

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Do you need a physical test subject, Pick?

# ? May 30, 2017 01:27

cnut: May 3, 2016

Penis.

# ? May 30, 2017 01:40

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cnut posted:

Penis.

dont doxx m e

# ? May 30, 2017 01:44

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Unload My Head posted:

Okay level with me before I answer all these questions, is this going into a spreadsheet?

Nope, I publish exclusively on invertebrates, u r safe

# ? May 30, 2017 01:45

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick posted:

invertebrates

Translation: Inter-nerds

# ? May 30, 2017 01:58

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

Imagine the spread sheet the OP has opened up

With an entry for psyopsmonkey and ? ? ? In all the columns

# ? May 30, 2017 02:00

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Sappo569 posted:

Imagine the spread sheet the OP has opened up

With an entry for psyopsmonkey and ? ? ? In all the columns

?,?,?,

if OP is using R.

Like a freakin' stats boss.

# ? May 30, 2017 02:03

Unload My Head: Oct 2, 2013

Pick posted:

Nope, I publish exclusively on invertebrates, u r safe

Hmm... I might actually be in trouble on that front...

But still, you answered me so I will answer you too:

Pick posted:

So what's your wiener like?
It's a pretty alright penis. Always hanging around no matter what, like a real trooper. Uncircumcised, trimmed hair, ect. (for your not-a-spreadsheet)

Do you consider it a friend or an enemy?
We have a solid working relationship.

Are you afraid of being punched in the penis?
Nah. I've actually had proper penile injuries (both sex-related and stupid youthfulness-related). It heals like anything else. It does hurt because of the nerves, but I've experience much more pain from injuries to my fingers and back and whatnot.

Does your penis have a neck the same width as its head?
This actually changes depending on how hard it is. I'm not sure how normal that is for guys, but I can't complain.

Do you feel weird knowing a clitoris is homologous to a wiener?
Nah, I actually thought that was really cool when I learned about it in school. I think understanding how a woman's body is similar to yours helps you out a lot when you're young.

Do you have the same feelings about your balls as you do your penis?
A great working relationship, like I said.

Do you have hair on your shaft?
Naturally, yes, but I trim it because I'm not gross.

Have you ever stretched the skin of your scrotum over something else?
Absolutely, when I was a kid.

Do balls actually get saggier with age?
It seems like they do, but it hasn't really affected me any.

Was puberty a good time for your penis or a bad time?
It was a fantastic growing experience for both of us.

Does your penis still get erect at times you wish it didn't?
Very rarely. Middle/high-school age it happened more often

Are you ever scared that people see the outline of your penis through your pants?
If by "scared" you mean secretly I kinda sometimes enjoy the thought, then yes. I am a filthy hipster who wears slim clothes anyway so it works out conveniently

Does it make you worry about pants?
See above.

Is a skirt nicer on your penis?
I have honestly never worn a skirt (or even a kilt, even though I live in the PNW) but I've worn enough combinations of boxers and loose pants as a 90's kid to say that being loose and free is not always better for the peen.

What was the most painful thing that ever happened to your penis?
There were a few things. Without going into too much detail, he was involved in an alcohol-enhanced stunt experience with a young lady that ended badly. I will say no more.

How would you feel if you only had your penis one day of the month?
I suppose that would depend on what I got in return for the 29 remaining days. And also where it would be in the meantime without me.

Do you have a preferred testicle?
Not really, although the right one is bigger and more sensitive, so probably that one if I had to choose.

Do you ever feel resentful of your testicles?
Not at all. They're doing their job and living their best life.

How often do you look at your penis and your balls?
Every time I pee, plus showers, changing, bedtime, so quite often I suppose.

Do you think that you view them as appropriate to the rest of you, or are they incongruous?
Completely appropriate.

hth

# ? May 30, 2017 02:22

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

My greatest fear is looking down and finding an exploded dingus like a hotdog that spent too long in the microwave.

# ? May 30, 2017 03:39

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Video Nasty posted:

My greatest fear is looking down and finding an exploded dingus like a hotdog that spent too long in the microwave.

People do that on purpose. It's quite interesting.

# ? May 30, 2017 04:57

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Video Nasty posted:

My greatest fear is looking down and finding an exploded dingus like a hotdog that spent too long in the microwave.

There was a biopic on some rockstar who claimed it happened to him from not taking care of his schlong and putting on too many dickmiles without a tune-up, so please, make sure to regularly check in on your penis and make sure you're using it in manufacturer recommended conditions.

# ? May 30, 2017 06:03

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

most posters would be told to get therapy for cutting a chunk out of their scalp and bragging about it, and would also be punished for making a creepy, bizarre thread like this one. pick isn't most users

no, i won't tell you about my dick

# ? May 30, 2017 07:32

membranoid: Feb 25, 2001; fart huffer
semen chugger

memsdick.uk

it's absolutely what you think it is

# ? May 30, 2017 07:35

cnut: May 3, 2016

Barudak posted:

make sure to regularly check in on your penis

Thanks for the reminder! Checked in on it before bed last night - it works!

# ? May 30, 2017 10:17

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Video Nasty posted:

My greatest fear is looking down and finding an exploded dingus like a hotdog that spent too long in the microwave.

Don't work with high voltage then.

# ? May 30, 2017 15:53

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

get that OUT of my face posted:

most posters would be told to get therapy for cutting a chunk out of their scalp and bragging about it,

what

# ? May 30, 2017 15:56

Jack Trades: Nov 30, 2010

paul_soccer10 posted:

what

# ? May 30, 2017 16:01

Wilkins Micawber: Jan 27, 2005; as we leave this existence
looking for another; Fallen Rib

I flipped mine inside out a week and a half ago. It still hurts and I honestly don't understand what's up in there. Lots of gross stuff comes out but dilation isn't bad so far. Um, yolo.

# ? May 30, 2017 16:07

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

get that OUT of my face posted:

most posters would be told to get therapy for cutting a chunk out of their scalp and bragging about it, and would also be punished for making a creepy, bizarre thread like this one. pick isn't most users

no, i won't tell you about my dick

If I needed more proof that that totally owned, people are still talking about it, an attention hog's dream

# ? May 30, 2017 16:20

Shadow0: Jun 16, 2008; If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.; Grimey Drawer

Pick posted:

If I needed more proof that that totally owned, people are still talking about it, an attention hog's dream

People keep bringing it up and making me regret not watching said video when I had a chance. :sigh:

# ? May 30, 2017 16:38

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

paul_soccer10 posted:

what

why do you think her avatars advertise that fact?

pick, get help and stop posting threads

# ? May 30, 2017 17:53

Beard Dandruff: May 10, 2017; Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click here.

Help Pick I'm having dick problems. A bean of smegma has become lodged in my urethra and only your long bony fingers can get it out.

# ? May 30, 2017 18:33

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Pick posted:

If I needed more proof that that totally owned, people are still talking about it, an attention hog's dream

# ? May 30, 2017 19:05

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4