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as far as I can figure its like 300 banking/political families including the Rothschilds and Rockefellers and not Beyonce or Hillary Clinton but idk what they actually are all about or what their motives are other than staying the illuminati whatever loving good that does you. henry kissinger is their friend and mine too
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hello
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# ? May 28, 2017 10:19 |
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ORBS
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# ? May 28, 2017 12:40 |
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Les Os posted:as far as I can figure its like 300 banking/political families including the Rothschilds and Rockefellers and not Beyonce or Hillary Clinton but idk what they actually are all about or what their motives are other than staying the illuminati whatever loving good that does you. henry kissinger is their friend and mine too It depends on who's doing the telling It could be as simple as "an elitist good ol' boy organization", it could be as complected as "depopulate the earth for Lizard men"
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# ? May 28, 2017 14:32 |
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JEORBS
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# ? May 28, 2017 14:40 |
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I'm in the illuminati, and all I want is the perfect orgasm, which can only be accomplished through the elimination of the middle class
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# ? May 28, 2017 14:52 |
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The danger from secret societies is a old fear in America with a long history, though it used to be Catholics and Masons TBH if you think of online communities that use democratic mod processes, (like slashdot, Reddit, Digg etc) they always get taken over by a cabal with an agenda, so maybe it's not a loony fear Put it this way, if the Illuminati was in charge and they wanted to get rid of the excess population in America, they'd engineer a disease with a very expensive cure. They'd also do everything to hide their existence Instead the GOP is fine with treason as long as it gets the super-rich another tax cut and they get to wreck Obamacare The second one is not hidden or subtle, not even slightly
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# ? May 28, 2017 15:03 |
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Nebakenezzer posted:Put it this way, if the Illuminati was in charge and they wanted to get rid of the excess population in America, they'd engineer a disease with a very expensive cure. They'd also do everything to hide their existence You seem to misunderstand what the Illuminati is and is for.
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# ? May 28, 2017 15:06 |
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ThndrShk2k posted:The oligarchs are already doing this and it's super obvious that they are. Hardly anything the Illuminati would do. I get 'hidden'; that's what I'm saying the evil cabal couldn't be more obvious it kinda undercuts the appeal of the Illuminati really when it was the '90s and America was being changed by NAFTA a person could really sink his teeth into secret people using invisible hands to guide events
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# ? May 28, 2017 15:59 |
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I used to think that a good chunk of the poo poo going on was managed by some sort of vague group of v rich influential people (maybe set up during the cold war, but lost its reason to exist after the USSR fell and the people in it just kept doing what they were doing) then trump got elected and lol its pretty obvious now that no one is running the asylum.
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# ? May 28, 2017 16:02 |
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hth
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Baloogan posted:I used to think that a good chunk of the poo poo going on was managed by some sort of vague group of v rich influential people (maybe set up during the cold war, but lost its reason to exist after the USSR fell and the people in it just kept doing what they were doing) then trump got elected and lol its pretty obvious now that no one is running the asylum. Given the disconnect of the beltway vs. the rest of the country can you imagine how out of it a group who only listens to their other members would be, and they are all super wealthy
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# ? May 28, 2017 16:20 |
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Nebakenezzer posted:Given the disconnect of the beltway vs. the rest of the country can you imagine how out of it a group who only listens to their other members would be, and they are all super wealthy I'm not quite sure where the label came from but I've always called this conspiracy theory "red suspenders" or "the bankers in the red suspenders"
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Baloogan posted:I used to think that a good chunk of the poo poo going on was managed by some sort of vague group of v rich influential people (maybe set up during the cold war, but lost its reason to exist after the USSR fell and the people in it just kept doing what they were doing) then trump got elected and lol its pretty obvious now that no one is running the asylum. the CIA were doing this in belgium and brutally murdered a bunch of people for no reason
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# ? May 28, 2017 16:27 |
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Zas posted:hth That video game guy really nailed what's wrong with tumblr/reddit/4chan/something awful.
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# ? May 28, 2017 16:29 |
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we're mostly into keggers and orchestrating coups
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# ? May 28, 2017 16:32 |
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and heavy into ORB worship
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# ? May 28, 2017 16:32 |
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Heelllllloooooooooooo
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# ? May 28, 2017 16:34 |
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oh i also think there is a conspiracy thats intended to reduce people's faith in journalism.
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# ? May 28, 2017 16:37 |
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^^ That's more a corruption brought on by decades of government indolence and stockholders eroding an institution for short term profitBaloogan posted:I'm not quite sure where the label came from but I've always called this conspiracy theory "red suspenders" or "the bankers in the red suspenders" We have a whole 'nother thread for quoting Deus Ex, but the game got me thinking about how such a conspiracy would actually work and what its goals would be I've reached a few conclusions about Illuminati-like conspiracies: * In order to last, they would have to be based around something other than self interest. While "evil selfish richers" is a pretty obvious go-to for this sorta thing, I think such a group would be about as cohesive as a bunch of silicon valley/finance bros. They'd betray and murder each other at the earliest opportunity * If you are going to do something evil, be sure to make it not a secret and tell everyone about it. It's a weird quirk of human psychology, but I think if you want something to seem valuable and powerful, make it a secret. Then people will drive themselves crazy trying to discover those secrets and will publicize them. If you want to be ignored and quite possibly not taken seriously by most people, publish a book or keep a website. Hitler wrote Mein Kampf and told everyone how he was going to Make Germany Great Again by seizing land in the east. The Straussians said "yeah, we're going to tell lies to make society better." Pol Pot's dissertation at the Sorbonne was a particularly unhinged communist manifesto about how many classes had to be liquidated to make full communism now. The GOP in all its modern incarnations have been totally upfront about how they were, to use Nietzsche's term, a "rude brotherhood": an organization with a us vs. them ideology which was really just a beard for taking other people's poo poo. The Nazis and the communists also fit nicely in here-
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# ? May 28, 2017 16:49 |
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How do i get in on this illuminati business Where do i send my resume
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# ? May 29, 2017 00:48 |
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All I wanna do is put my zooma-zoom-zoom in ya boom-boom
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# ? May 29, 2017 00:52 |
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rudatron posted:How do i get in on this illuminati business We could make our own Illuminati We will have absolutely no power, tho
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Baloogan posted:oh i also think there is a conspiracy thats intended to reduce people's faith in journalism. i think thats caused by them being total poo poo personally
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# ? May 30, 2017 12:38 |
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Jose posted:i think thats caused by them being total poo poo personally It'd be like saying there's a conspiracy to make the Republicans look like total assholes who only care about America's oligarchs
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It's just Beyonce and Jay-Z at this point. They defeated everyone else.
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It's me, I'm the illuminati. To be honest, I just drink a lot tho.
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# ? May 30, 2017 17:58 |
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in my experience the free masons are dudes who just sit around and complain about their wives and sometimes organize charity events for local fixtures so if the illuminati is like the super saiyan version of the free masons then it's just a bunch of dudes who REALLY hate their wives and sometimes raise money for charity
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# ? May 30, 2017 19:43 |
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Fidel Castronaut posted:It's just Beyonce and Jay-Z at this point. They defeated everyone else. What would you call that Illuminati hip hop Illuminati Destiny's Child conspiracy
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# ? May 30, 2017 21:23 |
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more like chilluminati eh?
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# ? May 30, 2017 21:51 |
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mister magpie posted:more like chilluminati eh? This is a good idea A Illuminati that expanded its influence with killer weed, the music of Bob Marley, and chocolate milk would be unstoppable
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# ? May 30, 2017 21:57 |
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They are nothing more then a bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world. MJ12 is the future. Soon there will be order again. Aquinas spoke of a city on a hill, and they will be crowned it's kings!
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# ? May 31, 2017 03:07 |
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who: dick cheney wants: blood for oil
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Crowsbeak posted:They are nothing more then a bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world. MJ12 is the future. Soon there will be order again. Aquinas spoke of a city on a hill, and they will be crowned it's kings! Or better than kings...DOGS.
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