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 Sing a song of sixpence, A pocket full of rye, Four and twenty blackbirds Baked in a pie. When the pie was opened The birds began to sing— Wasn't that a dainty dish To set before the king? The king was in the counting-house Counting out his money, The queen was in the parlor Eating bread and honey, The maid was in the garden Hanging out the clothes. Along came a blackbird And snipped off her nose.  
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Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC Along came a spider, slid down beside her Said, "What's in the bag, bitch?" |
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Jun 19, 2017 04:03
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack finds himself the most dangerous game.
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Jun 20, 2017 18:07
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Mariana Horchata posted:Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC I'm laughing at ya |
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Jun 20, 2017 19:50
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One time i got six pence but i found myself none the richer |
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Mariana Horchata posted:Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC 
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Jun 20, 2017 20:18
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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, the noose clenching tightly around his neck.
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Jun 20, 2017 21:32
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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children she knew not what to do But then she learned of human trafficking and her worries were through ----- |
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Jun 20, 2017 21:34
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty's wife never really loved him, which ignited his downward spiral... literally and figuratively. ----- |
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Jun 20, 2017 21:35
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Mary had a little lamb With mint jelly thank you 
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Jun 20, 2017 21:39
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her old dog a bone But when she got there, the cupboard was bare It reminded her of when Rusty was still alive. She wept deep into the night. The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout Down came the rain and claimed yet another victim to the survival of the fittest I'm a Yankee doodle dandy I'm a Yankee doodle boy A real, live nephew of my Uncle Sam But I couldn't find employment after I got back from the war So any change you have is greatly appreciated. God bless. ----- |
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Jun 20, 2017 21:40
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There once was a man from Peru Who went to sleep in his canoe He was dreaming of Venus And took out his penis And woke up with a handfull of goo 
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Jun 20, 2017 21:51
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Old MacDonald had a drinking problem E I E I O!!!!!
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Jun 20, 2017 22:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h3tpiJLsQw
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Georgie Porgie Pudding Pie Kissed the girls And made them cry A sexual predator is born ----- |
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Meeksha posted:Georgie Porgie that was Toto m8 |
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Jun 24, 2017 02:52
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I've heard that the Vatican has the forbidden Mother Goose in its "prohibited book" catacomb archives. But it's not really occultic or anything, it's just some Voynich manuscript type stuff that freaked out a bunch of 15th century squares.
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i literally saw mother goose the other day and she hissssed at me and told me to step off...
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Jack be nimble Jack be slick Jack meet mugger Jack give kick Jack show daring Jack show skill Jack learn bullet Quicker still (not one of mine, badly-remembered Mad Magazine joke) |
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Jun 25, 2017 12:06
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Jack and Jill went up the hill Both on Xanax and Ritalin Jack fell down and broke his crown And Jill woke up in prison Inspired by true events |
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Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean. They met on OK Cupid And spend all day venting spleen. |
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Hey, diddle, diddle, The cat and the needle, The cow jumped over the moon; The dog overdosed From the coke he did snort, And began to convulse 'round the room |
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Jun 26, 2017 21:19
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Old king coal Was a filthy old goal And a filthy old goal was it. It hosed up our air And it hosed up our lungs All for money Which doesn't mean poo poo. |
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Higgldy piggldy pop The estate of M. Sendak yells "stop!" |
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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile. He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile. He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a crooked crack house. ----- |
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