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Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

His strong, powerful hands.

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

pushpins posted:

I liked it when Jeb! punched Richard Spencer

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

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Was the story about Jeb! walking around Boston after dark last fall looking for friends real, or did I imagine it?

Either way -- that's Jeb!.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Penisaurus Sex posted:

Was the story about Jeb! walking around Boston after dark last fall looking for friends real, or did I imagine it?

Either way -- that's Jeb!.

https://twitter.com/onlyinbos/status/761392139649646593?lang=en

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

I'd have the same look of pure ecstasy on my face if that happened to me.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
I wonder if he got a turtle.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Vox Nihili posted:

I wonder if he got a turtle.

Jeb! would have won the primary if he gave out more glass turtles

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

etalian posted:

Jeb! would have won the primary if he gave out more glass turtles

If only he could have sent the Jeb! story LCD mailer to every voter he would have crushed it.

https://twitter.com/djpalardy/statu...ry-about-jeb%2F

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I would pay good money for one of those mailers btw

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
every time i see that story about jeb! lacking friends i wonder like, what if, you know? :3:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

MaxxBot posted:

I would pay good money for one of those mailers btw

only a fraction of their origianl pricetag though! such a bargain!!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

etalian posted:

Jeb! would have won the primary if he gave out more glass turtles

If he had spent the $160 million on turtles and not on getting 3 delegates, at least he'd be able to give every kid in America a turtle.

:3:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

MaxxBot posted:

Jeb! is a MESS

JEB! IS A WASTE

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

Fake News!

No mention as the sea turtle being Jeb! spirit animal.

you cant' have spirit animals unless they die in mass numbers duh

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jeb! got 57 total votes in the general election.

This works out to 1.75 million dollars per vote.


Jeb!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

etalian posted:

Jeb! got 57 total votes in the general election.

This works out to 1.75 million dollars per vote.


Jeb!

I guarantee at least half of those votes were joke votes from goons in non-battleground states.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

WampaLord posted:

I guarantee at least half of those votes were joke votes from goons in non-battleground states.

A vote's a vote, no matter how small

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

WampaLord posted:

I guarantee at least half of those votes were joke votes from goons in non-battleground states.

Jeb! spent 100 million dollars just to win the majority of the CSPAM comedy write-in votes.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

etalian posted:

Jeb! spent 100 million dollars just to win the majority of the CSPAM comedy write-in votes.

$160 million! :eng101:

Jeb!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

WampaLord posted:

I guarantee at least half of those votes were joke votes from goons in non-battleground states.

Cuck Yeah!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
He's got a nice smile :)

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

an actual dog posted:

A vote's a vote, no matter how small

A Jeb's a Jeb! no matter how tall

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Top City Homo posted:

JEB! IS A WASTE

JEB! is a BIG FAT MISTAKE

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
look closer


Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


:lol: :horse:

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

MaxxBot posted:

I would pay good money for one of those mailers btw

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Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

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