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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Welcome to the League of Ultimate Evil. What evil acts shall we commit today?

# ? Jul 6, 2017 18:55

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:38

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

*cracks open all soda bottles in house*

They won't know until it's TOO LATE!

# ? Jul 6, 2017 18:58

alnilam

*puts feet up on table*

# ? Jul 6, 2017 19:16

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

alnilam posted:

*puts feet up on table*

Amateur. *puts feet AND elbows on table*

# ? Jul 6, 2017 19:19

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

carefully siphoning all of my roommaytes la croix and replacing it with tap water

# ? Jul 6, 2017 19:19

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**tapes a large notice on the nearest wall without any concern at all about what it's covering**

FREE CREAM-FILLED PASTRIES! ONE OF THEM IS FILLED WITH MAYO! ENJOY!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Jul 6, 2017 19:23

Twenty Four

*Jay walks across the street while there is no traffic to get to the lake, then procedes to go fishing and catch 1 fish more then the limit, but my friend caught like 3 under the limit so we can just say it is one of hers*

# ? Jul 6, 2017 20:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You guys can drive on the highway all you want. Me? I'm getting high in the driveway :smug:

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Jul 6, 2017 20:47

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Why won't anyone wear the evil hats I made? I told you they're mandatory at meetings!!!

# ? Jul 6, 2017 20:57

Robot Made of Meat

Putty posted:

Why won't anyone wear the evil hats I made? I told you they're mandatory at meetings!!!

Oh, I probably got that memo, but I threw it away without reading it.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:37

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

*bobbing up n down listenign to charli xcx w/ headpjones volume turned all the friggin way up* 'i dont wanna go 2 skool....I JUDT WANMA BREAK THE RULES'!!! :twisted:

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:38

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**leaves the toilet seat up and flushes the downstairs one every time someone takes a shower upstairs**

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:45

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**rubs hands together gleefully while thinking about all the last slices of pizza, cake and pie i'm gonna eat**

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:47

alnilam

Splatmaster posted:

**rubs hands together gleefully while thinking about all the last slices of pizza, cake and pie i'm gonna eat**

Be careful what u wish for heh heh, check out this little number I've been workin on

*cuts a slice of pie like I'm gonna take that slice*
*actually takes the WHOLE REST OF THE PIE for myself leaving everyone else just the last slice :twisted:

# ? Jul 6, 2017 21:55

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

alnilam posted:

Be careful what u wish for heh heh, check out this little number I've been workin on

*cuts a slice of pie like I'm gonna take that slice*
*actually takes the WHOLE REST OF THE PIE for myself leaving everyone else just the last slice *

You're E on the Periodic Table, pure elemental evil! :evil:

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Jul 6, 2017 23:03

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

I'm going to come to a party at your house and when you offer to order a pizza, say I'm not hungry and not chip in and then eat like, five slices :twisted:

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Jul 7, 2017 04:31

Macnult

I have slightly peeled all of the bananas in this household

# ? Jul 7, 2017 05:06

super sweet best pal

I go around and write "NOT!" at the bottom of all their affirmational posters.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 05:16

Iron Prince

putty sucks

# ? Jul 7, 2017 05:59

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

*uses kung-fu pinch to instantly halt your fidget spinner*

# ? Jul 7, 2017 06:09

super sweet best pal

I sneak in and take the last beer so when you think you still have one left you're out.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 11:03

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

i leave the milk out on the window sill. i didn't take it out to use any, i just wanted to put it on the window sill to age it quicker.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Jul 7, 2017 19:09

Twenty Four

super sweet best pal posted:

I sneak in and take the last beer so when you think you still have one left you're out.

Buddy, you do not know how I buy beer, you buy more for the refill stash before it runs out, which is there to restock the fridge before it runs out, so there is always cold beer!

*Goes to the refill stash to find a hole drilled from the other side of the earth, all the beer stolen*

"What? Nooooooooooooooo!!!"

# ? Jul 8, 2017 11:03

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

I have washed all the silverware... Except for one piece. It has all been put away in the drawer. Choose Wisely.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Jul 9, 2017 22:26

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I will send you selfies of places with billboards and signs in the background that, over time, will spell out spoilers to whatever series you're currently binge watching

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 00:11

Over There: by Azathoth

*makes self a drink without offering anyone else one*

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# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:03

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

*coughs under the sneeze guard at the salad bar*

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 16:58

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

*sneezes under the cough guard*

# ? Jul 10, 2017 18:26

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

this July i punched EVERYONE :twisted:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 18:42

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

i took the last cupcake :evilbuddy:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 18:53

death sext

I will not stop until I've touched every single person's computer screen while unnecessarily pointing something out

you'll never get rid of my fingerprints