Imagine Vegan Cafe - It bent over to show me it's butthole.

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

OKCupid figures showed that vegans were more keen on oral sex. I suppose they crave protein?

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Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Veganism, like recycling and voting, is a feel good tactic that accomplishes zilch

# ? Aug 1, 2017 18:19

Detective Thompson: Nov 9, 2007; Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

OKCupid figures showed that vegans were more keen on oral sex. I suppose they crave protein?

I suppose it's much like mud-puddling behavior in butterflies and other insects.

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ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

My dog does this thing where he spins around like 10 times on the carpet before he lays down. I get that probably was a good idea around grass, but, lil' pupper, ain't no grass here

I think this is like that

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Detective Thompson posted:

I suppose it's much like mud-puddling behavior in butterflies and other insects.

This explains a lot.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Aug 1, 2017

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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

is there any more funny news about this restaurant or are we nostalgically pawing at the memes like doobies doghouse

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

I'm still holding out hope some goon will go visit there for us.

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That Robot posted:

is there any more funny news about this restaurant or are we nostalgically pawing at the memes like doobies doghouse

First we mine the seam of content then those of us who survive stand around and jaw about it, kicking at the scraps and dust left over.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 19:54

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

"Does anybody have any other recommendations for restaurants with feral children? Not Chucky Cheese, please."

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ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

does licking a vagina really taste like human flesh because i would have imagined it would just taste like mucus membrane

i do not lick vagina so i dont know

# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:32

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

It's like the first day of autumn, only you can't find a good angle to lay down at

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ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

it has come to my attention that i should not trust any response to that question that i recieve on this thread or entire forum

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

I'm not exactly sure what human flesh tastes like, I'm a vegan.

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