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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Title says it all

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RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
i'm looking at your posts op and let me tell you they are not attractive

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
im jerkin it right now

pram
Jun 10, 2001
checking in

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



RISCy Business posted:

i'm looking at your posts op and let me tell you they are not attractive

thread counts as homegrown please close mods

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

edging like shaggar intended

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
post

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
post

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
post

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
tbh don't watch so much anymore. used to be my jerk/downloaded-items rate was >1 but now it's less than 1

reasons - life is busier and less opportunities especially coz wife does waaay less night shifts
also now i kinda just jerk and think about poo poo i've done lol and just do it in bed next to my wife when she's sending emails lmao before i get out of bed

also keep ya pubes trimmed it makes jerking it better and shave ya balls so they're good to play with: and silicon based lubes are there best jerking lubes. good for jerking

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

tbh don't watch so much anymore. used to be my jerk/downloaded-items rate was >1 but now it's less than 1

reasons - life is busier and less opportunities especially coz wife does waaay less night shifts
also now i kinda just jerk and think about poo poo i've done lol and just do it in bed next to my wife when she's sending emails lmao before i get out of bed

also keep ya pubes trimmed it makes jerking it better and shave ya balls so they're good to play with: and silicon based lubes are there best jerking lubes. good for jerking

good advice mate

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
they also don't taste so bad so good for a subtle segue into a deepthroat

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

echinopsis posted:


echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
love women

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
jerkin it means your gay bc your having sex with a man's hand (yours)

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
wIt fuckk

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



A Pinball Wizard posted:

jerkin it means your gay bc your having sex with a man's hand (yours)

hands. im double gay. please respect my endowment

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

bum,p

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
there is a shitload of high quality porn out there these days. tushy et al royally owns

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
porn is fake - but also totally real. which is kinda why it's cool. it's inspirational at times

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

settle down, echis

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i didn't make this thread but god it was built for me

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

b00bies ftw

burning swine
May 26, 2004



all hail porn jesus, our savior

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
quick reminder: don't use pornography

pram
Jun 10, 2001

echinopsis posted:

i didn't make this thread but god it was built for me

lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Stymie posted:

quick reminder: don't use pornography

or

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



stymie is, of course wrong in a correct way. dont use pornography, work together with pornography in a respectful manner

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