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Get a Johnny Weissmuller

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thanks Manifisto!

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thanks Manifisto!

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
I'm goingto a warehouse rave tonight

I bet they';kl have a lot of options.
I can't wait to order

Manifisto


lmbo calrissian posted:

lime disease ricky

gues what the ingredient

Manifisto posted:

long shot, but jager? cause there's a stag/deer on the label, and lyme disease comes from deer ticks?

you asked, you can't keep us hangin dude


ty nesamdoom!

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

lmbo calrissian posted:

lime disease ricky

gues what the ingredient

actual lyme disease



lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
the blood of a person with lyme disease.

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
i meekly hide behind a barstool and try to order a 'gooper blooper'. if the bartender ever notices me i throw my wallet at them and run awawy

Manifisto


lmbo calrissian posted:

the blood of a person with lyme disease.

:stare:

they say bartending juices should be fresh-squeezed; sounds inconvenient in this case, not to mention pretty dull for the guy who has to wait around behind the bar in case somebody orders one


ty nesamdoom!

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
funny story last night

i wanted to order a Paloma Brava at a party from a very busy bar. But it was busy, so I ordered the main ingredients, tequila with grapefruit. I just said with grapefruit. I didnt read its actually grapefruit soda. Don't know why I thought the juice would be sweet. haaahahaha. i felt like a serial killer drinking that.

lmbo calrissian fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Jul 28, 2017

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
Tehere's a 3 page thread of suggestions and I decided to google highball recipes and severely gently caress it up and paid the price

Twenty Four


lmbo calrissian posted:

Tehere's a 3 page thread of suggestions and I decided to google highball recipes and severely gently caress it up and paid the price

If you don't know the bartender, or at a new place, always go with a highball (whiskey and coke, gin and tonic), or beer, etc. Asking for something unusual will probably not turn out well for either of you.

Then later you go to the same bar for years and would feel bad asking for anything that requires effort to make because you and the bartender hang out regularly and you wouldn't do that do them.

I think there is a sweet spot there somewhere that you can order something crazy and it is all good? I dunno!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Vynar posted:

Order a Zima.

They might just serve you one. I saw Zima back on my liquor store shelf the other day. Must be riding those Surge coattails.

Order a Tequiza instead maybe

Manifisto


opioid agonist posted:

They might just serve you one. I saw Zima back on my liquor store shelf the other day. Must be riding those Surge coattails.

Order a Tequiza instead maybe

well that is weird. they claim zima is back "for a limited time" on their super-retro and campy web site

http://www.zima.com/

apparently this limited release started July 4 weekend, according to wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zima_(drink)

so, uh . . . drink up, zima fans


ty nesamdoom!

The X-man cometh
They should sell it with a bag of Jolly Ranchers for the full nostalgic experience.

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Japanese Rum & Coke:

1 part rum
2 parts soy sauce
Serve in a highball glass over rice.

High on the hog, 90's style.

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Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
olive oil on the rocks. the rocks are croutons

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